@AmberNicole: I'd marry him first, then drink and ponder after. Without a pre-nup, there's time for both!

Yay - Spenser's off his crystal meds. Welcome back blathering

@twinklewondrkid: oh, ok- I was most assuredly thinking of the other kind - not a self-promoting, between gig thing. Thanx all!

am i a bad person for changing the cute child with puppy screen saver for this?

What the fuck is wrong with a mixtape? It's the purest expression of "I love you, I'm cheap but I have time, Here's some music, can we be friends/have sex now?" G

@gargamel: oh, you made stuff come out of my nose! Thanks for that.

Maybe I should have started to drink earlier but I'm sad that I can't make sense of Yoko today or why Diddy is at the Actor's Studio. Thank God for Coco and Ice-T. They keep me grounded.

I work but I'm still lazy. How do I get Scott Baio to pay my taxes so I can keep my lazy ass money all to lazy ass self?

Heidi, please leave the Prattster for Jim Carrey - join him in the statusphere - you have nothing to be afraid of...he seems so...nice...really, I'm not just saying that because I think it would be really, really funny. Oh, and please, have children with him. Lots and LOTS of children so that the fun will never have…

I too have had a shirt made many times over. I believe mine are made by "Hanes" who must be a delightfully efficient fellow as he seems to have time to make quite a few that I have seen around.

@Alohamaid: traditionally, aren't the backgrounds of most courtesans also "side-blanket" social standers? There would be an affinity toward women who were products of earlier enerational assignations instead of it being an upwardly mobile job path.

@OverThatRainbow: I'm almost an a complete idiot when it comes to email - I'm glad I have the port - it made treatments easy (once you get past the someone coming at your chest with a needle - Ativan made that anxiety slightly less anxious). Because of the weirdness of my cancer, they recommended the port versus the…

Having been diagnosed with metastic cancer and having gone through two major surgeries and bouts of chemo (goddamn stupid port making my chest look lumpy), I empathize with wanting to do something outrageous because, fuck, there's only so much time left. But, there's only so much time left for everyone. Just because…

so, was that an interview or a stupid human trick?

@trustfundhipsters: Rose once said to Jack, "If you say live together, die alone I will slap you".

I'm thinking Mrs. Leibowitz is extremely, very, really proud of her boys. And that she knows the one in show business gets it from her side of the family. And that, should the show business not work out, his brother will find someplace nice for him on the Street.

I want his girlfriend to be in the audience. I want to see the face of the woman I'll have to engage in mudwrestling with in order to claim victory and take him home. And then, I will name our first child "Oprah".

@marks-alot: God bless you, butter crust and cherry pie eaters everwhere.

Vote Cherry Pie or the terrorists will win. Why do you French Silk voters hate America?????

I'm tannish on my mother's side.