I voted but I hate all of today's choices. I'm biding my time waiting for cherry pie....

One of the best concerts I have ever been to was Culture Club - it was one of the first real multi-media shows I'd ever been to and Boy George was freakin' unbelievably good. I wish they would play my birthday party - c'mon I'll be half a century old-that's way more fun than a party for some kid who can't drink yet!

@the glamwich: BCP - you know me!

Rubarb is that close? Really? People would rather eat red, stringy, bitter celery than summery, sweet, juicy blueberry? Who are these people? Freaking closet teabaggers and birthers, That's Who!

I predict Wedding vs. Pound

I'm swearing off middle-aged sex because I heard old sex is so awesome and I'll get my kitten-esque sexy face thing going again. For now as my tension release and playtime, I'll enjoy deeply fried food and Jon Stewart.

I like Beyonce's Betti Page/Wicked Witch of the West look. Otherwise, it's just self-indulgent and stupid. Just because you can afford to buy all the toys doesn't mean it's a good idea to play with them all at the same time.

@LucilleMcGillicuddy: unfortunately, they did an SVU about this a couple of years ago. I cringe and shudder at how this may lurk in corners around me.

Perhaps he's the the latest candidate to replace Jacob? Anyone he touches cannot die...

Where did the hate come from Jim Carrey??? That was beyond out of left field.

Billy Bush = parasitic douchewadded dickness

I am not doing George Clooney. I have no intentions of doing George Clooney whatsoever. No one has contacted my husband, children, pets or myself about doing George Clooney.

Johnny Depp - keep livin' the dream! When I go to my vicarious happy place, it's in France on your property.

@lambsy: please tell me where to find these....

@DarbyShaw: holy shit - I thought it was just me! Chillblains and a choking feeling...

I need to let my fifteen year old know that she is clearly behind the curve and that college and a professional future CAN wait. She'll be so happy! Also I should call her boyfriend and let him know she's ready to make a commitment to him and....oh, she doesn't address where the MALE might figure into all this? …

Sadly, this was also my first worry thought bubble when I heard about tsunami warnings. Stupid Jack went and destroyed the Lighthouse and now the ocean is all mad.

wendy and snooki look like one of those guiness world record photos...

as long as he didn't have a french manicure and was smoking a cigarillo I say live and let live...

I am starting to be in like with this McCain person. This might disturb me if I think about it.