One drink I’m tipsy

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…

Ellie will you be handling the Real Housewives recaps now that Kara has left us? Because I’d like to talk about the large chunk of screen-time devoted to Sonja’s hoo-ha maintenance.

So who’s going to tell her about the election?

Everyone’s favorite gap-toothed model Lindsey Wixson

But to search Japanese archives, the filmmakers would have needed a researcher who could read Japanese. How do you expect them to do that?

Since wearing gloves while distributing food is apparently now racist, was Twitter equally quick to drag this racist?

Okay, let’s be clear that she certainly should have taken the gloves off when she started talking to people and posing for photos after handing out food, but did you guys really only pull the images of her wearing gloves while she was handing out food and while they were eating (which mean she’d probably JUST been…

But... you still don’t know her dog.

Sorry but this story is shit-stirring and mean.

The Kardashians are pretty bad but they aren’t as trashy as the Kennedys. Rob didn’t kill Chyna like a Kennedy would have. Come on now.

That is not possible. The island was then known as Gardner Island and was not renamed Nikumaroro until sometime relatively recently. The actual claim is that what the girl in Florida heard as “New York” was Earhart saying the name of the grounded freighter near which she had landed, which was named the Norwich. …

#TeamNoOne

This was the high point of MTV trashy reality TV. Newlyweds, Pimp My Ride, Rich Girls, Made, Fifth Wheel, True Life, and Laguna Beach.

As someone who was on set that day....everything he’s saying is true. Watching the playback the next day was astounding. She had a few more demands that I’m surprised he didn’t mention.

Are you asking why is okay to get an annulment or a divorce? That’s probably a longer conversation that we want to have in the comments section of a Lifehacker article.

At least we have his Comic Relief episode!

I was hoping there would be something about David Foster and Kris Jenner in this dirtbag so I could post this flow chart. It’s really a thing of beauty.

It works, if you don’t eat food and only drink tea ☕️