I’m not saying that what you’re saying is not true. I just think you need to understand this: I need a man who when they’re confronted with a difficult situation, they don’t start lying about it. I need someone who owns their mistakes when they’re presented to them. And I gave you time after time after time standing…

“Females”

Did you see Samantha Bee and Al Franken mentioning each other’s descriptions of Trump yesterday? You’ll definitely enjoy it.

I’ll call, but I’m pretty sure Rick Scott’s hands are too busy trying to get into all of our uteri to do anything about climate change.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

I get that celebrities have a hard time keeping secrets but this feels just as orchestrated as her public relationships. It’s like when someone keeps telling you they have a secret just so you’ll ask what it is

An actual line from goop: “If you’re plagued by issues like parasites or heavy metals, you might need a bit more than a standard clean eating protocol. Below, some advice on working through more complex problems.”

Gwyneth Paltrow literally says anything...

I like how it is totally gauche to have a j-o-b, but that closet queen who faked being a congressperson or whatever (and seems to lie fluently) is super cool...cause family name/money?

Barring her from volunteering to look after children for an institution entrusted with their safety doesn’t prevent her from living a private life nor is it equivalent to putting her back in a cell. 

As she committed were sex crimes against minors, a school is not an appropriate place for her to volunteer.

Helicopter parenting is bad and you can’t shelter them from bad stuff in the world too much but I feel like “I don’t want my children interacting with a known serial killer” is a fairly reasonable request?

Yeah, it was horrible and I should know. I watched all the episodes.

Karl????

Olivia, please use more actual medical treatment and less alternative medicine horseshit.

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?