Samoas. I would gladly steal 20 grand of Samoas.

Ok, but like, what is Gideon Yago up to these days because he was totally my MTV babe back in the day.

Love that this is what’s dominating conservative news today. You can smell the desperation.

It makes me sad that Sofia Coppola told her to lose weight. Like give me a fucking break she has always been slender.

My face progression as I saw the screenshots:

Can I just say I love Pitbull? I know he gets a lot of beef for...whatever, but he keeps his look dapper, loves his culture, works his butt off. I can respect that.

i can totally see her and amanda showing up on BIP again just because; both lauren and ben annoyed me to death, anyway

This is the single greatest conversation in Bachelor history.

Can we get Daniel as the Bachelor? It’ll be a train wreck but it’ll be entertaining.

Yeah no. I’ll be the obnoxious German person who says: sure, keep the plantations, the market auction platforms, the shackles and huts. Keep the gallows and whips. Make them into museums and commemorative spaces to grieve, respect and remember the victims.

So say we all.

I don’t care how mind numbingly stupid this movie looks, I want to see it.

Why? You already have that covered.

Extra gravy and more ice cream. That’s how he keeps his waistline so svelte!

I read that Abby Lee Miller wasn’t expected to get any jail time but at the end of the first day of her trial she approached the judge and said she liked him and she wanted to take him out to lunch. He reportedly got angry at her comment and decided to sentence her to prison.

if you are #TeamMadge on this one, please show yourself right now so the rest of us can easily identify and avoid the wrong opinion-havers.

She’s dead behind the eyes. She couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag. She should not be on film or on stage

Atlee Bay sounds like it should be the name of a Midwest airport store that sells luggage and pashminas.