Dude, I DO NOT see Jared’s appeal! Why is Ashley mooning all over him for years? Why are two women in lurve with him in the trailers for this season? His personality is wet toast, IMO. Maybe it’s just that his looks aren’t my cup of tea but they light these girls’ loins on fire? I would *almost* go for a Nick V. over…

I wept watching that moment and then Twitter stalked all parties involved for, like, a month. I wept again at Janner’s (Tade’s?) wedding when Carly was a bridesmaid. The whole thing felt so real and so raw.

YESSSSS!! Today is my birthday and I seriously think that ABC got me the greatest present ever. It's all I've been talking about for weeks. BiP 4 LYFE

I feel like Pablo is the first glimpse of Old Kanye we’ve gotten since before 808s came out - specifically, when he's going to town on No More Parties in LA. If he can harness that again, I'm in for whatever collab they want!

Teenagers gonna teen!

Regardless of content, I will click on EVERY Robert Herjavec link. My undying love for the happiest shark will NEVER DIE! I’m so glad this lady has brought him out of his very-long-divorce-and-unrelatedly-being-antagonized-by-Mark-Cuban funk! Dad is happy again!!

See, I think this is one of those “both options are terrible” issues. I agree that chasing the toddlers away from anything breakable all day is the worst. BUT! I have a fairly enclosed kitchen with a toddler and an infant. There’s zero way I can cook while they’re awake - every 30 seconds I’m running through 2 rooms…

YES! We had one guy who would only sign his name using lowercase, saying that signified he was a man but not a person. All uppercase was the only legally binding signature that created joinder, according to him.

Cracked up reading his new filings - he really thinks he can triple talk his way around this! Between the bed sheet-rope ladder and these new fee structures, he is a DELIGHT!

How appropriate is it to make a dozen deviled eggs and eat them all myself? Rephrased, do I have to share?

Who?

Marion Batali? Is that Mario’s mother? Wife?

Did you ever send the professor an email with zero paper attached? Then I just waited until they emailed back that I forgot to send the paper itself. Sometimes it bought me the time to “travel to a better computer,” but sometimes it was a few hours. So glad I wasn't the only one.

Came here to say AHHHH SHONEYS!!! Breakfast buffet with the cheese grits! Was their mascot a bear? Like smokey the bear but less masculine!?

Literally, the exact same thing happened to me with my 2.5 year old lady. My hands were on her and she somehow willed herself off of the damned changing table. I've blamed that fall for everything slightly delayed about her, even though she is well within the bounds of totally normal and happy kid. I know that all is…

I once faxed my crush asking him out - I used the fax number from the school directory. Turns out it was his mom’s work fax...and she worked at the school.

RIGHT?? The musical is beyond fun, ESPECIALLY “Bend and Snap.” Just saying it means that now I have it in my head...

Real talk: how am I suddenly attracted to JONAH? How does facial hair change SOMUCH?! This is like when Drake grew his beard and I just about fainted from lust...

Jia, PLEASE make this a weekly recap. I love that you love this show as much as I do. Also, I am SO excited to see the Dawn of Dark Robert.

Weepy over here - HUGE congrats, Mark!