It’s like the Kevin Bacon game for retards. If youre within 6 convoluted steps to a Clinton, you’re a deep state liberal who needs to be in jail.

Anyone who opposes medical marijuana is an ignorant piece of shit. I mean really, how fucked up are we as a people that marijuana is banned in many states as a medicinal product, while Adderall, Oxys, and Xanex are prescribed with little to no thought? It’s fucking pathetic.

Taking a handful of boys to happy valley? Nassar literally had at least one hundred girls flown to him to be abused. Jerry hunted, this guy sat around and had victims hand delivered, recommended, or straight up forced to go to him.

What’s the difference? That it was buttholes?

Finally, Sessions picks on someone his own size. However, the naughty little elf should check with Keebler corporate. His anti-pot stance is denying them billions in the edibles market.

I’m here for a good time, not a long time.

Not denying the monster part, but that shit is delicious.

• Dedicated Mexican Coke fridge.

While I don’t want to clutter my search history looking into the smegma stain, there’s no way a man who posed for that picture in that outfit has ever uttered a homophobic word. Anything to the contrary is fake news.

A mere reporter working alone managed this.

This. He has been pretty clear about it in interviews.

From what I understand, he pulled it off mainly because he wasn’t afraid to, and completely willing to, burn bridges and sacrifice his access to information from within the White House.

It even looks like he somehow understands the gravity of the situation and is just waiting to be called upon. I hope Kyle Stephens got to spend a lot of time with Preston and also has a similarly Good Dog (jk, they’re all Good Dogs) to go home to.

A good thing to see after reading/hearing all of these brave, gruesome statements:

that’s the point

Honestly, I feel like it’s groundhog day. Remember this summer, after Charlottesville? Pretty much the same crowd was like OK NOW HE’S RACIST and then it went back to “wait is he really racist?” and then the next thing happens and they act liker it’s new news. I don’t think there will ever be a moment when the…

I do enjoy the Trump hate because she’s literally everything he claims he is, but really isn’t. Oprah’s fucking rich because she’s talented and a shrewd businesswoman who started off with jack shit, unlike Donnie Two Scoops who started off with a small loan from his father.

Uh huh.

Generally don’t trust anyone who stans for Sanders, but if Turner ran I would vote for - just as I would vote for Oprah if she ran (she won’t).