She would still be alive.

Ok so I’ve been considering this and I haven’t seen it talked about anywhere:

Let me text you about someone. His comment history is like pouring gasoline in your eyes, but it could be worth it

Jez has become the dumpster fire we all feared it would. TRASH HEAP.

You’re fucking stupid. She didn’t even have twitter or Instagram prior to this

You amuse me and a big part of that is your username ✨

Ok, fair. But the Chinese don’t have him on tape getting pissed on by hookers so

It’s not like Cheeto spun his gold plated globe like a child and his finger landed on Russia. He’s been involved with the Ruskies for a helluva long time.

McDonalds Sweet n’ Sour, or gtfo

Are you kidding? The Russians have financed his life for ages at this point. Wtf do you mean why Russia. Catch up, bruh

You’ve been very good these past few days.

Mom come back plz

Dog! We have all missed you, you good boy you.

Uncle Benjen!

Yup. It’s true.

This is very good.

It’s ok. I messed up. Most people have been understanding, some less so, but into the kinja void they go.

Dude. I made a mistake and immediately copped to it. I’ll cunt punch you myself!

Oh ya. That’s exactly what happened this morning. Looking for those stars. GFY

It’s all good. I fucked up!