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Fuck you

I’m responding to this so you have to read what you wrote a year ago. Gfy.

Smith was the first (made up to sound sexier) name of Samantha’s boyfriend. His real name was Jerry, but Sam knew that wouldn’t sell him a sex symbol

John James Preston, III

Well, then in the movie, they really blue blooded him by giving him THREE names.

I like Slide, but will pass on rollin.

YES! I actually thought it was Gwen the first couple of times, but I would switch it to something else because I wasn’t interested. I finally heard the whole thing start to finish and I really kinda dig it. Chill for summer.

It also took me a couple of listens, but I dig it. I also sorta love Calvin using Katy for a song. Fuck Tracie.

It wasn’t theft. TurtleHead has his own russian handler. This was just a puzzle piece in this whole fucking disaster.

Why the fuck do you think TurtleHead did what he did? He knew what the Russians were up to. He knew obstructing the SCOTUS nomination was a key part in this whole debacle.

That deadspin post was complete horseshit and the responses to it were completely warranted. Especially from Jez, bc you’re right, they all knew the right thing to do.

I’m too the point where I think back to now a year ago when even this website was so anti Hillary and everyone thought cheeto was just a big joke, and I want to cry.

The “I go to burning man” in responses to asking about taking psychedelics is *Italian chef kiss*

Pretty sure my dad wanted a boy after having my sister

I literally lol’d.

1984 also brought me into this world. Everyone should be so thankful.

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God isn’t there anyone in your real life to lavish with you with attention. Jesus. We get it. You hate Hillary. You’re ok with her losing bc your life isn’t being affected by the consequences of having a fucking blowhard in the White House.