Marie Antoinette is one of my go to movies when I’m feeling sick or blue. It’s just visually stunning. And Coppola has the best ear for music in her films.

Especially Kirsten! She’s always been very slim.

I’m a sucker for the Dunst/Coppola colabs.

You seem so sure about this. How?

Has the right to declassify information doesn’t mean to our FUCKING enemy, you money blinded pieces of decrepit dog shit.

You guys, it’s fine. We avoided Hillary, who sent emails and supported her husband, which are like two of the most heinous things a person can do. THANK GOD FOR #maga and bernie, too. We sure showed Hillary.

Clueless mostly

I’m fully aware the ducks are better. Literally nothing to do with this.

K so prove my point more. At least the duck was called for it.

Two feet leaving the ice for a hit to the head no call, but sure, the reffing has been “unfair” to the oilers. Mmmk.

It’s so comforting, having you here, telling us women not to lose hope. So cute.

You have some opinion on this, given your commitment to letting everyone know that the PR lady DIDNT TECHNICALLY SAY NO 😒

Pretty sure the comment about things being swollen while pregnant is in direct relation to, oh, idk, someone’s lips being bigger.

Ya, you can be.

Even if you begrudgingly voted for Hillary, or just bc your state was red anywho, you better not be in here complaining. BETTER NOT.

Winner!

Take my damn star

I make my friends “watch” a lot of basketball, particularly when we are out and there are games on in the bars. My favorite trick is to show the before and afters of all the white basketball players. Gordon is one of my faves.

God, you have my sympathies. Riverside county, bleh.

I hated her in that. When Abby and ilana play hammered, it’s too real. She was so forced and it played so fake. Hard pass, Kelly.