Even if you begrudgingly voted for Hillary, or just bc your state was red anywho, you better not be in here complaining. BETTER NOT.

Winner!

Take my damn star

I make my friends “watch” a lot of basketball, particularly when we are out and there are games on in the bars. My favorite trick is to show the before and afters of all the white basketball players. Gordon is one of my faves.

God, you have my sympathies. Riverside county, bleh.

I hated her in that. When Abby and ilana play hammered, it’s too real. She was so forced and it played so fake. Hard pass, Kelly.

K, Tom.

I’ve been high all day. 🤗💚

Came here for this. +20

Don’t forget the goat cheese balls.

This is strictly referring to the ass handing the Sharks gave those slippery oil fucks tonight

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As a paying customer of an airline, it is not my responsibility to make sure the airline has their bases covered. Give me a break.

No.

Honestly I think it has to do with income level. If he’s under a certain amount you can still claim it’s too expensive and the fee is waived. If you made over a certain threshold, then I think the fee is mandatory.

I binged it pretty hard and didn’t succumb to my urge to read Wikipedia bc I’m impatient.

He was in brothers and sisters. So good!

I haven’t watched any of the new season bc it just feels too real rn

They should’ve done the random computer picking prior to boarding any passengers.

This is scarily accurate. I’m in awe. Well done