No but if I had the money I would already be there. It’s my #1 fantasy get to leave this hell we are in country of choice.

Exactly! I think giving this woman shit for the multitude of things against her is fine but losing weight can be so difficult. Buuuuuut knowing her attention whoring, I’m struggling with this. Especially reading the above anecdote about being on botched.

Yo, I’m in.

I don’t understand which weight loss surgery she had that A. She didn’t have to lose a fair amount of weight prior to and B. That doesn’t seem to be working? I’m not trying to snark but I know what my sister went through when she had hers done. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

She should’ve just gone on Revenge Body

It’s crazy bc on twitter the deplorables are all exuberant about this and think it’s totally normal! This means they are draining the swamp, guys. DUH 🙄

What exactly is your point?

I will likely never watch this show but isn’t she the one who in some acceptance speech recently she complained about naked bodies on instagsram and now that she’s deep in some PR cycle we all got to see her butt on insta? That’s her right?

I wait with breath that is bated. I love them. The episode where Abbi gets her wisdom teeth out and the episode where Abbi rollerblades into a hole in the ground give me so much joy.

I’d like to high five you. You beat everyone to this, including that dumb fuck cruz who now thinks he’s cool.

Like that wasn’t some young staff member who was probably reading deadspin when someone in the comments posted the pic of that ass fuck from Duke. WELL BEFORE THE CRUZ TWEET.

She’s also in Broad City!

It wasn’t a “sassy” comment.

OMG your life is so fucking hard that you’re biggest concern right now as a white dude is being assumed to be a trump fan. Dude fuck you

Don’t talk to me. I don’t need you’re advice.

I’m more concerned with my uterus and overall health so kindly fuck off

I love everything about this