Here, have a cookie from us all 🍪

Actually yes

I didn’t read any of that

omg im so glad you are here to explain everything to me, I can rest easy tonight. sellsword, you are doing Gods work

Defend my stance that I think people like you are selfish? There, I think people like you are selfish. IDGAF what you say about your state. You sat by and did nothing while the rights and freedoms of your fellow Americans were being threatened. Your vote literally meant nothing to you? So why vote at all?

Oh? Is that how it works? I thought we all just texted the American Idol voting number. WHOOPS

Also? Fuck off with that innocent lil ole me shit? Would you say that to a man?

It wasn’t an insult to her, it was just how i felt about her answer.

Oh well how nice for you

Also said the guy who voted third party!!

Bumping.

“We are such a selfish country.”

Our president-elect needs a mentor.

Did you actually get people on the phone? What did you say? Guide me! I’m in dgaf mode and have a cell phone with a bajillion rollover minutes

Said the woman who voted third party

Bernard and her were in an intimate relationship. So.

Accurate