You’re a pretty good mind reader. Can you tell me what I think about the lunch I’m going to eat next Thursday?

Does it come standard with Geritol and Ensure in the center console, or is that optional?

ahhh, gotcha. That is a difficult situation then, sorry!

It’s an S-line. You bought a car with the S-line trim option, (which is a several thousand dollar option). Not a TTS. Even Audi dealers mix up the distinction sometimes. I’m not one for defending shady dealers, but it sounds like you were an uneducated shopper, buying from an uneducated seller, and probably paid…

Some valuable words of wisdom come to mind here that my grandfather taught me: “Don’t want no shit, don’t start no shit.”

I guess the upside is that this certainly makes Elvis’s death seem a bit more dignified.

God, this was so dumb, and wonderful, all at the same time.

Like I used to say when I lived in Charlotte (for 10+ years): “Nice place to live, but I wouldn’t wanna visit there.” Clearly Doug has heard the line too.

The Panthers gave this guy free tix to the Super Bowl..........for being drunk...........and uncoordinated..........and an idiot. What a great country.

Yes, in addition to the dangers of taking out mortgages from fat men in white suits and tying sticks of dynamite to arrows.

Pro-tip. Buy stock in starter manufacturers...any starter manufacturer.

Harleys are the epitome of form over function anyway......Does it surprise you that their helmetless riders follow the same patterns?

I have no clue what this means nor what you’re replying to, but high five.

Like most of the knee jerk-reactionaries on here, you’ve missed the point altogether. Unlike the others, you get bonus points for doubly missing it by bypassing the monuments all together and drumming up the tired old flag argument.

Bingo...thanks for pointing it out.

Why do you keep talking about the flag? That’s never been the topic of discussion here.

Better get back to work.....those fries are burning.

Intent completely matters in the American justice system...what are you talking about?