I played competitive sports as a kid. I also competed in musical and performance competitions, spelling bees, and was a force to be reckoned with on the debate team.

The usual arguments I hear against the Egalitarian Prize is they either teach kids that accomplishments are meaningless (thus raising another generation of blase slackers) or they are a form of SOCIALIST INDOCTRINATION.

I activate all narcotics with alcohol, it's in the directions, in my handwriting.

"Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans ... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit." - Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential.

She was a stay at home mom and wife. But she did coupon clip Freddy's way through law school, only for him to become Nefler the Muffler Man.

I think even Anthony Bourdain would have to admit that Anthony Bourdain is a blowhard. He's just one of those guys who likes pissing people off and saying over-the-top shit to get a reaction.

I have this theory that all little kids are on some sort of natural acid or shrooms or permanent K-hole because you can pretty much only get away with saying shit like "This pepper tastes like babies" when you are under five or on psychedelic drugs.

I'm hoping early in the day meant there was absolutely no one else there. Most of the truly nice restaurants I've eaten at have been for lunch, since it's a little less expensive and somewhat easier to get a table, and I would not have been happy if something I'd planned for as a treat ended up involving the behavior…

I'll be the first but probably not the last Grinch to reply: I don't think this is cute at all. It's not fair to the kid to make her sit through all this, and it's really not fair to anyone else who happens to be in the restaurant at the same time as a bored pre-schooler who's squirming and rolling her eyes.

"This pepper tastes like babies."

Team Pizza.

John Mayer gets a 10 out of 10 at intercourse. Which is how we know it's a lie.

So now North West can pilot a plane?!

"The search for Erin Corwin covered approximately 300 square miles, including Joshua Tree National Park, Twentynine Palms, Amboy, the Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center and Bureau of Land Management property. Aerial searches identified more than 100 mine shafts and numerous bodies of water that were searched by the…

his instagram handle is jacktheripper

He certainly looks like the serial killer of Lifetime's fever dreams also the username is not helping.

Its sad that this happens so often its has its own term and Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_w…

I hope they find her soon, and it's a shame this isn't all over the news. But some of us know why.

Guy does have a great attitude. As Abraham Lincoln once said, "When life gives you lemons, you paint that shit gold."