Summer Rain is the name of a feminine product. Not a child's name.

If you're cool with a foreign scofflaw "challenging" the President, I guess you should.

About Justin Bieber:
How can anyone want to 'hit that'? He is grim. There are some youngsters that I can say - if I were not an old person to them I would be all over - hello Jamie Campbell Bower (born the year before I graduated high school), Alex Pettyfer can also attend any sleepytime party I dream up. But Bieber -…

Like Obama doesn't have more pressing matters he should be attending to. What a tone deaf douche.

I am livid that we cannot post images right now because there are SO MANY Laguna Beach GIFs I want to post!

Do you approve, though? Because I feel like nominating the President is the ultimate arrogant douchebag move. You aren't friends with President Obama, Bieber. You don't get to be the one to put weird pressure on him to do something like this. It's totally cool if Obama decides to do the ice bucket challenge, and…

I beginning to think I'd rather see a movie about Reese Witherspoon's vacation more than I'd like to see an actual movie starring Reese Witherspoon.

I wish he would nominate a pair of suspenders, some consequences, and a tattoo removal appointment. But he's not acquainted with those things either.

Maybe because its Monday. Maybe its because I've finally switched over to full cups of Decaf in my 21st week of pregnancy and hate everything: But I wish that bucket had a few rusty nails in it.

So... is the Biebs just physically incapable of wearing his pants above his ass? I want to care that you wear Calvin's, except I really don't.

Doesn't he have a Prime Minister or a Queen he could nominate instead?

Compounded disappointment: Apparently, the photo doesn't exist online; not even one of those animated Thai news stories.

I can't even listen to her songs because her fake Black American/AAVE accent is so fucking weird and grating it sounds like she has marbles in her mouth. She is one of those artists where I do not understand the appeal at all.

"Verbal blackface" perfectly describes what makes me so uncomfortable with her. I've only ever heard "Fancy" and the one about being "sixteen in the middle of Miami"—and I'm no connoisseur so I found them fun and catchy—but the second I saw that she was white, I cringed. Not because she was rapping, but because she…

I'm not sure I'd say this leaked, its more of a discharge or maybe seepage.

purse and pussy may have the same etymology; from the Old English, pusi, or bag.

Oh my god. Oh my god you haven't seen it.

I think they generally give that area a quick search in women they expect to be unconscious for a while

Vagina: nature's clutch.

Not food related, but my favorite of my own dumb criminal experiences was when I worked at Best Buy many moons ago. I worked in the Home Theater department and the register for that department was in what we nicknamed the "dark alley" of the store — it was set all the way in the back corner and surrounded by large TV…