And hey, the fibre from cellulose will help negate the cheese constipation!

That’s mad, I had the same theory about iron when I noticed that if I took a multi-vitamin the pain wasn’t too bad. Granted I always forget but when I do I notice a big difference. Liquid iron is the best as its more fast acting.

Fat jokes, really?

But you could have ended up like Chet.

It means you get oral as an added bonus.

Read the small print though, a vagina comes with a reduced salary and queefs.

That purse kind of looks like a coffin...

AND HIS PANTS!!! Ahem.

Earrings would have been better.

Noooooo. That would be so dated and 90s. The dress has an iconic vintage cut and would be ruined at a different length.

Your comment gave me the heartiest chuckle.

Are you that literal about everything?

I lost all respect for the BBC after their pro-Israel stance of late.

I was at a very peaceful protest a few years ago. As a college student it was my very first and there was basically a shitload of hippies playing tin whistles and dancing. I'd say there were only about 5 or 6 hundred of us, if even that. There was at least 100 police in riot gear blocking every exit and a tank with a…

Speaking of Bey, I don't see her coming out and adding her name and media force to draw attention to the plight the black people of Ferguson are currently enduring.

And her roots need seeing too. Her hair looks so brassy, Goop's too. I don't understand how you can be that wealthy and have such a terrible colorist.

There's a link included in the comment which this info.

Given the success of Two and a Half Men, Broke Girls, and TBBT you need a laugh track, stilted acting, and a dumb as fuck audience to stay on the air. I actually liked Michael's show.

Given how gendered the term "crazy bitch" is, I'd prefer we stick to narcissistic idiot.

First off your assertion that monogamy reduces unplanned pregnancies is just plain weird. The current highest rate of abortions are to married women in their 30s, largely due to the economy. This is well-known. It's not high schoolers getting pregnant or single women in their 20s, what an out of date understanding of…