Exactly. I always hear Texans complaining about Califronia and the homeless like, have you ever been to Austin?lol

Of course $5000 matters - I work my ass off; it wasn’t handed to me. As I said, not as boring as the LT and not worth the $5000 upcharge. 

I buy Suburbans because I’m in Texas and they’re wonderful. I was going to buy a Suburban anyway but I got the Z71 because it’s a better Suburban than the LT and cheaper than the Premier. I’m not going rock crawling; truck isn’t made for that, but it has more “perks” than a run-of-mill Suburban. That’s why people buy…

You’re prejudging with few facts, and I reserve judgment until I have facts. I guess you don’t get big brain moments. Surprise. 

You’re supposed to be outraged, post “cops suck”, then congratulate yourself on skipping the process of thought. You suck at this commenting thing.

Minor facts which completely make the entire article shit. 

Two cars always cost more than one car. 

A lot of people in Texas do this and it makes them more visible. I don’t see the point, but then again I don’t care if they do. 

Overconsuming America has to lighten up a bit on material things anyway. Have we not learned anything from the past two years?  Of course not.  

Wheeler Dealers never included labor in their “profit”! At a minimum of $100/hr, they were upside down on every car.

“Honey, John DeLorean is your father” sounds better than “Nigel fucked me from behind on the hood of an Austin Princess after too many shots of scotch at the pub.”

Maybe if you can’t afford a fancy car, buy less of a car. Get an XL Maverick with no options for $21,500 and skip the $28k XLT. Don’t quit work in a rage, simply pay the note, build credit, skip the repair shop for the first 3 years, then do it again in 2028 but at a much lower rate and the old truck will be your down…

99% of it isn’t about capability, it’s about looking tough

And ten years ago, they were unloved and $75,000. 

2022 Lexus LX∞

Apple

It was restored. 

SUMMARY - Be a smart criminal.

Glad to see you around more often - always liked your articles.