Jam an iPad on the dash of the Neon and it’s close. 

Excessive small lights are the 2021 version of 1970s curb feelers. 

It’s an interesting idea, but is the Phoenix area really the best place for this?

There are a metric shit-tonne of Merc wagons on the road here in the Netherlands, and that number only increases as you get into Belgium and especially Germany. Maybe pulling them out of the American market, but I don’t see them going away over here anytime soon as long as the competition is selling them like…

Quite the little racist, aren’t you?

Apparently, Lotus is dead.

Or a LOT of hotel rooms.

If you really loved the planet and were convinced that climate change is man-made, then you should stay home.

Take a 4200 pound truck, add 1500 pounds of shit, go off-roading. Huh?

It’s not that they can’t be built elsewhere, it’s that the gulf coast of Texas is effectively a giant pile of sand.

Another money grab by the snake-oil salesmen who get elected.

I just see 911s as expensive German appliances.

I like a cheese product to go with my beef product. 

Your initial statement is only self-serving (read: self-loathing) and patently false”

If I buy one, do I automatically become superior or is there some form I have to fill out?

that goddamn piece of garbage was a fucking terrifying deathtrap

The boneheaded families I see here in Texas with four kids in the back of a shitty sedan rarely use seatbelts. I figure they’ll just buckle the seatbelts permanently and sit on them. 

I used to be jealous of people who lived in California...

I haven’t had crotch coffee since Juan Valdez and I broke up. Still miss him…