The problem is people can’t be bothered to fix it.

Your old ass needs to learn how to push SUBMIT only once, grandpa!

Judging by its location on the map, David should have already landed a deal on this little whale.

It’s the perfect car to get me to Clown College; I’ll take it.  

Grass is always greener. Some of us want diesels and small cars; some of them want high horsepower for low prices. And I’d wager that they’d love a full-size pickup over there if their roads and parking lots were more accommodating.  One of USA’s bonuses are our wide open spaces and the freedom of choice that allows. 

Houston has had two 1000 years floods in two years; time for a new naming convention.

Or the guy calling it in could just be obviously honest (W2s, home owner, kids). Or are you saying that only white people are honest?

Justin’s gotta get on that bandwagon; I was surprised it wasn’t an Erik article. 

Agreed. Just pretend China is a Silicon Valley tech startup with the intention of losing $5000 for every $1000 they bring in - “We’ll make it up in scale!”

You like them because “nostalgia” - good reason as any to like any car.

“My little can of 3-in-1 oil got this Supra back on the road again”

Mine!

If I call my wife “partner”, she’s expecting me to wear spurs. 

I was going to recommend he find a psychiatrist.

Three-wheel motion; awesome for street cred but crappy for rock crawling (Changli offers neither)...

I don’t see, in any way, how a $3000 30-yr old Volvo should be a suitable replacement for ANY 5-yr old $7000 car - safety, reliability, downtime, fuel costs, etc.

And while you’re in the waiting room, they download the contents of your phone without your knowledge, find that you jaywalked three times, and give you Social Doug Score of C- meaning that your next battery replacement is no longer “on the house”.

It’s a box of jumping jacks - heeyoooo!

Too funny - when I’m driving and the situation gets a little crazy, I slow down and sometimes stop well in advance of the crazy. I tend to use my brain, though...

Carbon fiber skid plates ensure no tissue or cartilage will damage your undercarriage, sir. Plus, we hire minorities to come to your house and wipe off any blood stains - we are equal opportunity employers.