You did or rather, it wasn’t written. That press release came out on March 20:

I was super close to convincing dad that a used 1984 Corvette in 1985 would have been a good first car - in that color blue. Eventually he said “no” but I ended up pulling the power play with a 1985 z28 with the new TPI engine.  Stupid car for a 16 year old, btw. 

This is where, as a small business owner, it’s wise to always shun too much debt and for gods sake don’t spend profits on boats, jet skis, and stupid childish stuff. Things can go to shit quickly, and you don’t want to be one of the idiots standing when the music stops.

I’ll see if I can explain this to you: ah, nevermind...

Cash for BroDozers!  Get that polluting, noisy shit off our streets. 

Mom and Dad moved to CO mountains two years ago. Mom bought a Subaru. 

I googled “Korvid Republic” and I think Jason is making this up. 

...would you still have need for a car?

You want an interior shot of Rebecca? Kinky!

I recall that she just got burned out.

I’m only here for the $kaycog picture which just might reappear now that the world is shit, and we are all stuck at home desperately clinging to any semblance of what life used to be like only a month ago.

Just what the world needs right now, a selfish fuck like you “calling people out” for being selfish fucks. Nice work! You’re really helping society and we all really appreciate your sacrifice.

I wonder if a senior swinger scat party is a thing on a cruise ship.

No idea. What years was that available?

Agreed. The government could never pass a law banning these guys a year ago because of “damage to the economy” but now would be a good time to ban these from US shores. These economic downturns always have the ability to kill the weak companies, and some industries just need a little push out the door. Now is a good…

Houston has a stay at home order but most seem to be ignoring it.

“Yeah, that’s the ticket! I’m a healthcare worker, yeah, sure, I am. I need a rental car, nothing fancy y’know, just basic transport to get me from home to the underground poker ga..., er, the hospital. Oh yeah, whatever you got. I’m not picky. A Versa would be fine, oh wait - is that the papers on the Gt350? I wasn’t …

Nah, we’re good, but stay where you are.