If LR really wants to be the best ever and return to their roots, they’ll do a coil-springed, computer-minimal version for $35k.

That picture is making me horny. 

Oh, I get it; it was a joke. The Dolts of Jalopnik Forums could be a ten-hour miniseries.

I searched and I couldn’t find “Experts in the Jalopnik forums” anywhere. Can you cite a reference?

I love your negativity. Keep talking!

You flick a plastic switch and BOOM truck raises up 6".

One of my thoughts was that I wouldn’t want to use that much water on my 1966 Mercedes - gets in the nooks and crannies and hangs out there encouraging rust. Less water the better.

You’re a lunatic which of course makes you an engineer. And since you’ve clearly stated that your an “EV engineer” and bragged about how you are the solution while belittling Bradley, I’d say you’re also lacking in humility and decency.

My Ferrari disinfects itself - those Italians think of everything!

Or more simply: which car would you rather keep than drive?

Use the shower. No biggie.

That’s Tom Cruise’s car; he has a large ego and great taste in vintage Japanese wagons. And you thought he only liked Scientology...

Despite naysayers, you are not alone in this opinion. In this case, it might have been a simple Volvo update rather than the PITA of having all your service centers accept 110k cars in a short period of time. Not to mention the customer’s PITA and time spent taking their new car in...

Seconded. And if you look on Craigslist, you can find used ones with few miles for cheap owned by grandpa.

I’ll wait a year or two and get one under MSRP.

All cruise liners are now commissioned for stepmom porn - Bang Boat.

Who’s the party girl?

All of them are metal-dash death machines. CP.

Yeah. No.

Accurate on all counts. I don’t mind buying an EV, but I just want the other manufacturers to catch up to Tesla’s range and simply offer a better-built package for less.