Had to take a double-take - thought that said “Fireo”.

1966 Mercedes 250SE Cab - necessary to keep me from buying another Mercedes!

Most journalism is dead - blood, guts, gore, crisis, tragedy, and blame litter the headlines for attracting ad dollars. “Don’t believe everything you read” has never been more true.

Humans = Locusts

I’m going to go to my uncle’s country place...

Fat electric four-door coupe is only good if it says Turbo on the door, apparently. 

I’m waiting for my Ford Mustang F350-E King Ranch Fastback.

Is was before open-wheel got a weight limit (fat joke!).

Classic car loan.  More debt.  It’s for America.  It’s for jobs.  It’s for better immigration.  It’s for the children of our future. 

Gotta find me a Camry lift kit and some BFGs. 

$4000 more was the figure I got for what I paid for a 2015 Rubicon with same options. 

So we’re assuming girls aren’t into fraternizing on their dates?

Sounds like you put high quality ceramic pads on old worn rotors.

I don’t know - at 16 years old, this cute little girl named Darla revealed some cool gender things to me...

That’s Mensa-quality advice there. Get that kid into politics ASAP.

None shall pass.

I’m guessing a pre-paid $5000 Starbucks gift card has appeared on Kristen’s doorstep?

Those Boomers cost as much as a coffin - buy one, drive it, get buried in it.  That generation is nearing the end anyway...

Because it’s an incentive to make better relationship choices and encourage families staying together. 

He’s still wearing clean socks, I assume. Chill.