I gotta call my broker in the morning and get my $200 million investment back. 

Fucking brilliant. 

I’m old, so to me AMG is...

I’m assuming the t-shirt was rusty?

Napa Auto Parts has authorized AutoCare centers that are hand-picked by the local Napa store owner as a solid, honest mechanic and given perks to be a Napa customer. If forced to choose between a random garage and an AutoCare, I’d take the AutoCare - plus any service work carries a warranty on parts to any other…

Bro-mus-co-tang or Bromuscotang.  Just rolls off the tongue. 

Aaaaaand, I still wouldn’t buy a Mitsubishi. 

This is the only Wide Track:

I wasn’t going to buy one anyway. 

Harley is sponsoring the Green Day / Fall Out Boy / Weezer tour that’s kicking off now - so that’ll get hogs in the hands of the youngsters!

Or raise it and put a speed hump underneath it.

We never sell Prius parts, then again, not a lot of Prius’s’s’s in our market. 

GM very unfairly gets a bad reputation for quality, in my opinion.

I don’t know, hon. It’s a great gift and all, but I wouldn’t want you to feel bad that I bought you something so cool that you weren’t able to reciprocate in kind.  Maybe it’s best I just get you the tote bag...

Best to spend that $32k on hookers then. In one night. 

Agreed - my Volvo C30 rentals car topped at 129, it was a bitch to get it there, and once there, the high-perf cars made me feel slow.

Armored Suburban - preferably with the Secret Service Option Pack.

And downpours, snowstorms, heat, etc. a Karmann is a lousy choice for anything except a “toy”.

Utah sounds like Canada!