I would love a carbon fiber vagina! No idea why...

I hereby decree that my iPad will further be called my newspaper, as in, “fetch me my newspaper and my slippers, boy!”

Cheers!

That’s the King Pussy move - don’t get in the fight but get a bitch slap in when the guy is down.

Which is ironic because that’s how Trump talks, and they can’t get enough Trump piling-on either!

Rangoma 

Fuck Ron for hoarding and destroying all those cars. He’s no hero - he’s an asshole for buying all those things and leaving them outside in the weeds. He is not to be felt sorry for and certainly doesn’t deserve articles of affection and sorrow. 

Oh, the outrage!  A cancelled government committee!  What’ll we do?  

Where is Evil when we need him most? That could easily be jumped...

Joe Isuzu was a cultural icon

Complete dolts.  I have no other explanation.

Apparently we need UberMail or something funded by Silicon Valley money-losing problem solvers.

And after the kids sprout some legs...

I would have paid the $500 as a reward to the saleswoman for her past efforts. Then on the next purchase, I would have (a) brought that $500 up and (b) watched her numbers closely. A good salesperson is rare and should be rewarded; sometimes relationships cost a little and sometimes a past relationship like that can…

And I’m shocked that’s all you got out of it. 

Maybe you can’t find what I’m bragging about because I’m not. And you have no idea if the pickup you’re passing on the highway is “largely unused”.  Your conclusions have a lot of built-in prejudice. 

Jason, we Texans buy the shit out of these things. We beat on them, toss sharp shit in the bed, jump in wearing muddy boots, stain sweat the seats, drive horrible mud roads, tow heavy shit, cross the panhandle doing 95 with kids and dog, and generally abuse them. Then we go to Mr Carwash, get the bastard cleaned, put…

I’m for scrapping the bus

I am not endorsing or condemning - was just curious.