Filed under “No duh”; try a German car next time and see what that gets you. 

“Over the life of the vehicle”, so says the class action lawyers.

They’ll be all over my neighborhood driven by 70+ year-old women who only know the phrase “I want the best one you got.”

Hip-Hop version of D-D-D-D-Danger Zone- gotta attract them young peoples with their ephones, instantgram, and whatnot...

Yes, your whining about your expenses then telling people to shut up. 

Or Texas - they’re everywhere around here. Easy to spot too because they’re in the fast lane doing 50 because apparently fast speeds makes your face fall off. On their way to Luby’s cafeteria I assume...

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIT IN THAT?

And before any of you twats chime in with “why do you live there then” sit the fuck down and shut up because this is why:

Leaf this guy alone, buziness is hard.

I recommend reading the comments.

Napa Auto Parts has a program called Napa Auto Care where they find the best shops in town (best meaning honest and quality work) and give them lower prices for the regular business. The point is, Napa won’t Auto Care just anybody, only the quality guys. So find one of those shops and you’ve knocked out a lot of the…

I was betting on politicians in jets loaned by large corporations using a no-name LLC with non-disclosures for the crew and young female guests.

The Geto Boys said it poignantly - die motherfucker die:

I swear to god, the valid reasons to not eat the rich become less tenable every day....

And he was promptly thumped on the head and arrested for money laundering. 

Issued a citation for not using turn signal.

Money grab - seconded. 

Keep your reasoning out of here, let’s make this political!

As a Jeep guy, I won’t post the pic on DailyMail. Not sure if decorum on Jalop is a thing, but I’d prefer not to be the instigator. It was an old flat fender; shitty way to go, and I can’t imagine he was “doing what he loved”.