Texan here. Don’t give a fuck about NYC subways, and the NYers sure seem to whine a lot.

If I buy this, I’ll have to pull out my hair, gain 50 pounds, and buy some thick gold bracelets. Wife is gonna be pissed at my efforts to fit in at the Texas Corvette Owners Club. Maybe I should buy a Ferrari and get one of those cool red hats instead. Would look real matchy-matchy with my satin red jacket. Hm. A…

How do you fuck a snowflake?

After owning A LOT of w123s, w126s, w124s, etc, I have a rule that says no matter how good the car looks and drives, it needs $2000 the second you buy it. Proven many times.

My neighbor parks his FF under a carport by his front door. Never spent a night in his garage, and he has a 3-car that he doesn’t use.

That sounds like most of the roads in Houston today.

Anecdotal, but I’ve put 30k miles on my 4.5 year old wrangler and have not had a single issue. None. 

since Hitler decided it would be more fun to invade Poland and plunge the world into a long, miserable war

Fitzgibbon, go fuck yourself.

Ask your local German Mercedes mechanic the difference between ‘reliable’ and ‘durable’, and he’ll tell you about $2500. Which is the minimum price to make this car worthy of the road.  The good news is that your driveway will probably never rust.

Doesn’t this look like the operator was photoshopped out? 

Just let the common folk eat cake.

CarPosing = CrackPipe

Scenario 3) You’re a car guy diagnosed with cancer and all you want to do is drive a 288GTO for a bit for the experience. You get a fake ID, put on a suit, convince dude to give you a drive by being a super nice guy, and you take it for a haul-ass run across town, dump it in a garage, and walk away. Pretty hard to…

Agreed on all counts.

This is not a van by any definition:

I clearly remember in 4th grade (1979) being taught that electric cars will rule the world because we only have 20 years of oil left. I’m a bit more skeptical of that claim today for obvious reasons. 

Those are the fanciest Volkswagens I’ve ever seen.

I see a lot of garages in pictures where the garage was sheetrocked and mudded, but never painted. Seems to be a northern thing? Why not complete the job with some paint and make it look great?  Honestly just wondering... 

Woodn’t you know...