Bruce Willis did it already but he paid the ultimate price.

David, your a fucking addict. Get help. You have bad behavior, and you find long lists to justify your bad decisions. And then you make another bad decision.

Giving the finger is protected free speech. Is this too, then?  I’d think the dude could sue and have grounds  

27 votes, 100% crack pipe.

Pass. No way I’m spending $300,000 on any car ever, much less a Speedster - they look silly anyway. I’m more of a base 911 with almost no options but in a very rare color kind of guy.  Simple is good.

Anecdotal, but my neighborhood in Houston has apparently bought a lot of these. Drive the old classic on a pretty Sunday, and I see them as often as I see new 911s. Economy booming...

I’m digging this idea too. A couple of bedrooms joined together, an attached garage, maybe a second story...

Thanks but I don’t feel like a hero. I’m leasing it for $3750 a month and my parking garage guy wants $800 more just to park it inside. F that guy. So I hired this homeless dude who moves it around ever other day. F that guy too because now he says he wants more than $5 a week. So, I think I’m just gonna get a…

It’s a reflection on all the people of NY, if you ask me. 

In Houston, the driver of this cute little runabout would be quickly smashed into the grill of a texting, milf-driving Escalade. If I wanted to kill my wife (I don’t) then this would be perfect. NP because it’s cool, rare and cheap, but it sure isn’t practical in this city unless going to Starbucks on Sunday mornings.

As a parent paying for college, I have to pay for this indoctrination to a corporation? Great - after this class, it’s the Facebook ethics course now with 2x more mind-control (oh, sorry, 2x more education for tolerance).

Keep the fuck out of my state, or we’ll bomb your ass, Connecticut. You too, Oklahoma.

Just lead me to the Mercedes Grosser section please - fuck this fantasy stuff because real cars are more amazing to me.

I’m gonna hate this new Defender, aren’t I? Another expensive over-polished stone trading on its spent rugged reputation.

“You think you hate it now, what until you drive it!”

I’m rooting for it too but it’ll be ugly. Lexus Ugly. 

Thank you for that. 

Clearly Turner the Perp is a Ford guy because he’s an asshole. 

No I was the fireman. And the dude next to me at Starbucks said he was. 

Damn, I was gonna buy one to keep in the back of my Suburban - you know, for getting around the grocery store.