Perhaps if we can get the drones to murder people and harvest their organs, we could get that “50% never receive a transplant” number closer to 100%. Kill two birds with one stone.

That’s the greatest car since the F1. I love it. I want it. Awesome color, luxurious interior, screaming power from the engine, and a drop top to boot! Rare! Crazy cool! It’s fucking perfect!

Assuming the guy hurling the cart into the corral from 20 feet away hits his mark.

I would think the Chinese would buy the hell out of the Tesla. Musk’s researchers might be spot on, but you never know until you take the risk. 

Wait a minute - blue crabs are blue and white, boiled crabs are red and white. (A) Who boiled that big son of a bitch, (B) Where do you get a pot that big?, and (C) How does a dead crab walk around and eat Fieros?

Ditto - I saw him in Houston a few months before the crash opening for a Joe Cocker. We didn’t stay for Joe.

None front plates on my classics. None. Daily drivers get one though...

“If that vehicle that you want to stop has no front license plate and you’re not behind the vehicle yet...

That may be one of the thinnest arguments I’ve ever read. You should write for Jalopnik.

So what you’re saying is that rich people don’t always spend their money wisely?  Huh.  Learned something new today. 

Knock-knock.

Buy a topless Jeep; greatly reduce your chances of death. 

This car would be awesome to tow my 31’ powerboat.

Twin turbo controls  

Good to see the camshaft for my world cataclysm engine has been delivered...

And I think the Clarity is just like the 1976 Coupe de Ville.

Not after Jalopnik gets through trashing it; they used to love Tesla too in its infancy. 

I plan on putting my tennis racket in the bed of my Rivian when I’m off to the club. It’ll also be cool for when I golf. I might have to pick up a game of croquet here and there; I’d love to put my mallet back there. 

I agree on the Jetta thing. Time does matter, and if the guy only drives 10k miles a year and $2500 will get him another 3-4 years, that’s worth it. Especially since most $4000 cars are gonna need $1000 in age-related items too. 

New but feels classic does exist, but sometimes you have to look at when the vehicle was designed to understand why it feels classic. My JK is now an old design, and it drives like a classic (especially bc manual tranny and cloth seats), but it’s new with modern features like Bluetooth, cold AC, insulation.  It feels…