“We already gone one, you see!”

We need electric Dodge duallies.

Pro Tip: move from the Nawth and to the Sowth. Or, stay where you are and learn to love rust. Whatevs...

“I’ll take a stab at it!”

New York pizza is best - ego-fucking-maniacal. In most European cities and towns, London included, there is a small pizzeria run by Italians, and those pizzas are awesome. It’s not the doughy shit NY’ers serve.

I sold my 128i just before warranty expired. Great little car that was super fun to drive. The haters obviously never drove one. It was more of a “classic” BMW than anything BMW was selling at the time (and probably since).

the entire GOP party being complicit in screwing over the middle class

Lots of variables here. Hell, the mortgage interest rates have dropped back to 4% down from almost 5% - maybe people are buying homes rather than super-priced new cars. When a Suburban (my vehicle of choice) now costs invoice $62,000 + TTL, you, as a manufacturer, might make some great bucks up front, but slowly…

Found the perpetrator...

$35,000 get me a lot of cool stuff - this would be in the middle of my list, at best. 

Diesel Suburban.

Make it into a heated argument, then break down and start crying. Act like a broken litttle girl. 

Camping sucks, and I’m too old to sleep on a cot anyway. So I got an older AWD Sienna minivan off CL and just redid the interior a little nicer than the usual overlanding threshold:

There are a lot of talented people here on Jalopnik, and I’m hoping that some of us can get together, go to David’s house, and help him ignite his Jeep into a Ferrari-sized bonfire. I’d like for the Jalop community to do something positive to help ole David out; he does so much for us. 

It’s also beneficial to be dehydrated when traveling 600 miles on a tank of gas. 

As a wee lad of 16 in 1986, I went several times to Memorial Motorcars at Antoine and I-10 in Houston to check out a black one in the showroom. Wanted one then, want one now. Mind-blowing up close. Crazy diffferent. In a good way.

Let’s see - this Zagato RHD hunk of shit or a 997.2. Hmmm.