Ozzy’s “thing” was to freak people out and never be outdone. It was fun to him. When he toured with Motley, he met four guys who had the same attitude - so Ozzy kicked it up three notches to show he couldn’t be outdone. Rock n Roll, baby. 

Texas raises its hand...

And the red valve caps really complement the red on the grill badge. Changes everything. 

Snoopy and I don’t care:

The $2,500,000 Bugatti 1150 sedan coupe with leverage-start capabilities.

The 1966 Cab has been in family since 2003 - I imagine that one will stay forever. The yellow SL is new to the fleet, so who knows?

Those prices haven’t gotten quite so crazy yet, and bonus points for RHD.

My first car was a 1986 Monte Carlo SS with T-tops.

You’re hysterical. Now get back into the Democrat Socialist Party favorite vehicle.

Kias are not worthy of my consideration in any aspect. They exist, and I don’t care.

I got tired of having constant contact with my Mercedes mechanic, so I sold everything except the 1966 Cab because it never needed anything. Then I found that low-mile yellow mistress above and got another damn German car. Cue the regular visits to the mechanic again. Yes, I don’t want any more German cars, but they…

I have two old Mercedes - both with hubcaps.

The twits in NY seem to think the world eveloves around them. I have the same experience. 

Blah, blah, New York needs this, blah, blah, New York needs that, blah, blah, city sucks, blah, blah....

Integrate a fixed hardtop on it and call it the VW 901, and I’ll buy it waaaay before I’ll buy an electric 911. Simplicity and sports car, just like the days of yore...

Why destroy a car just to rebuild one that can survive the apolcalypse? Just buy one that’s ready to go. More comfortable too, plus you can use the recirculate AC when driving through fallout storms. You’d choke in that open-top Element.  

If you’re running a 15k BTU window AC for 50% of the time for a month

Lawyering 101 - if you don’t ask for it on the original petition, you don’t get it. Ask for everything under the sun from the beginning. 

I want a super cool Bronco and a super cool Wagoneer to compete with it. I don’t care for muscle cars and 700hp machines I can’t use; give me cool BOF trucks please. (Wood grain would be cool on the Jeep).

Make a bong out of it. Duh.