Tacos love zucchinis. Got it. Don’t understand. 

Hey ya know. Sometines dings explode. Whatchagonnado?

So, let’s say you drive 30,000 miles a year commuting to work (I do), and I wisely bought a Veyron in which to do it. Because, I’m special. So to get to 1,000,000 miles, I’d need to keep it for 33 years.

Or we could work harder on educating pedestrians to not walk out into the road without looking, keep a closer eye on their kids, and have cyclists and bikers keep to the fucking edge of the road.

And I was going to say leprechauns in a tea cup on a plate covered in oil. 

The new 911 Turbo dasTurbo

A “foot driver” - some motherfucker who speeds up and slows down while I’m trying to pass using my cruise control set at a constant speed.

Say “no” to drugs, people.

Why is he wearing snow boarding pants?

It’s a shitty run-on sentence. You’re okay. 

And they’re not driving their cars and sitting in traffic which makes it better for us drivers who don’t ride.  

Have a belief, find a group online who confirms your belief, shout from the rooftops about how right you are. Brilliant.

Mr. Audi, your Chevrolet is ready.

Because things taken to the utmost extreme are usually silly.

Racism exists throughout the entire world because humans are inherently skeptical of others who are not like themselves. It’s a survival instinct which isn’t going away ever.

I sold my loved CJ7 after I had kids. On the freeway at 65-70 was downright dangerous; the one I sold was low-mileage and tight. Buy the newest one you can - the TJ is a good start.

Since Houstonians are now 25% foreign born, I’m guessing they came from countries where driving was either nonexistent or rudimentary. Now toss them on 610 and let’s see what happens!

As we discovered the last time around, the rich live very differently than thee and me.

As a lifelong Houstonian who is aging and probably becoming more jaded and cynical, this is the New Houston. Idiots, idiots, idiots. I’m leaving in 4 years when the kids go off to college. I’ve had enough. I love Texas; I’m tired of Houston. It’s so bad, I’m wondering if Dallas is better. Fucking Dallas.

This show is why Brexit happened. Way to go, UK!