You are singularly alone by choosing Disturbed’s Sounds of Silence. Tell me you’re not a singer without telling me you’re not a singer. For reference please watch The Charismatic Voice’s reaction video. I will introduce Elizabeth by saying she is a professional opera singer with a Masters Degree in Operatic Voice. 

At least 2 or 3 songs on this list are actually good covers though.

I remember that summer very well. It was terrifying and I don’t care how much progress she made in prison, what she did to Rosemary LaBianca should have been enough to deny her parole forever.

Clearly there’s more going on here than what is being stated. She moved in with the sperm donor after the fact. It seems a lot is being left out to make the case this is solely about LGBT parental rights, when it probably isn’t. 

This is what happens when someone who doesn’t read decides they’re a prophet.

How these arguments usually go:

No. Just no. I wouldn’t want a 2:1 martini or a margarita with that much triple sec. A gimlet is usually 2 oz gin, 3/4 oz each lime juice and syrup. A Sazerac is about 4:1 booze to syrup.

Isn’t “F*ck it, I’ll Kill Us All!” the Republican party platform these days?

It kills me how yall can watch dragons playing chess in outer space for two hours but the minute a black person shows up you wanna start talking about how that can’t happen. 

I generally don’t comment on other people’s appearance, even complimentary, for a reason. People are sensitive about it, and you never know what the reason might be behind an appearance. Who knows if the weight loss you noticed or whatever is a source of pride or a source of angst? A lot of people’s lives would have…

Elizabeth Warren’s dog would probably do a better job as President.

All the kids in the campaign had messy hair. This was just respectability politics imo. They were trying to depict kids after play. H&M has fucked up in the past and they deserved to catch heat back then. But they don’t deserve it now and are 100% correct. This little girl deserves to be a kid.

So all of this is much ado about respectability politics. And surprise, surprise it’s another Black man policing a Black female because she’s just not good (read: white) enough.

If all the kids in the campaign had messy hair, then this isn’t a controversy. I’m not going to do the research to determine if that’s the case, though

Frankly the black girl has the least messy hair compared to the other models in this campaign so I really don’t get the outrage this time.

Good-they shouldn’t apologize for a kid looking like a kid. None of the other children in the ad had their hair gelled down. All of the kids looked like they’d just been scampering around outside.

hmm, I’ve seen that hairstyle on any of my nieces after school. In that context, I don’t get the controversy.

So no statement and no facts but lots to say. Given the context of other children with messy hair, I’ll give H&M a pass this time.

Anyone complaining/ writing about this child’s hair under the guise of “concern” needs to take a good, hard, and long look at their unconscious beliefs about natural black hair. This ridiculousness has gone off for too many days. Leave this child and her perfectly fine hair alone.

And if you want to stay that way, remember to vote so Andrew Scheer doesn’t win this October.