No, that’s fine, I never needed to sleep again anyway.

Oh man, one of my all time favorites! The first time I watched it with my mom you could have drowned a child in our tears.

What scene? I can’t put my finger on it.

As someone who has crushed on Leon since his poorly rendered RE2 days, this GIF has rendered me borderline incoherent.

I don’t drink wine so this is a genuine question: wouldn’t all those wine-stained corks attract bugs and vermin? Or do bugs/vermin avoid wine like they avoid diet soda?

I hate it when people say “a real Sophie’s Choice” (the worst example I ever saw was an article in Lucky saying that trying to choose between two foundations was a real Sophie’s Choice, which: WTF?) but I’ll make an exception here. HOWEVER, although Jason Momoa is tasty and I would bang him like a screen door in a…

When I was about 12 years old, I found a phone number SOMEWHERE—-god knows where in those pre-internet days—-and it was a recording of a guy talking about how beautiful I was, where he was going to take me on a date, all sorts of cheeseball shit that was catnip to my prepubescent, Sweet Dreams-loving ears. They’d mix…

God I wish I knew Photoshop so I could put myself right in front of Chris Hemsworth getting a proper rogering. My boyfriend is a PS master but, uh, I’m guessing he would nix my request. :(

I’LL make you fuckin’ howl, Hugh Jackman, slide into my DMs anytime.

::flips to author photo in Empire of Storms and looks at cover art again::

And all the oral! SO MUCH ORAL.

It is! The sequel (A Court of Mist and Fury) is the one with the hot sex scenes. The writing isn’t phenomenal or anything, but it’s a damn sight better than most YA. They’re a bit of a guilty pleasure for me, and might be for you too! Probably not worth buying, but maybe get it from the library and give it 50 pages to…

THAT IS BEAST FROM X-MEN with a color swap and some horns ‘shopped on.

If it’s the book I’m thinking of, my GOD does the sequel have some hot sex scenes, especially for YA. I agree some of the plot aspects are a bit problematic but the heroine is quite strong and most people in the books actually respect that, which is a nice bonus.

I was staying with my friend A for a couple of days, and because her son D was visiting his dad for the summer, I was staying in D’s room. He had a computer that A said I could use (this was before I had a smartphone; I am not an early adopter), so I went on it to check my email. I am a nosy person, so I also checked…

I don’t know if anyone here has read The Luckiest Girl Alive by Jessica Knoll, but Reese Witherspoon NEEDS to play Ani and her daughter needs to play TifAni (Ani as a teenager). Reese already bought the film rights so it kind of has to happen. They could be twins!

Uh, no. I’m no prude, and I do enjoy the five-fingered arts myself, but I don’t want to just see randos flicking their skittles and flogging their dogs. It’s unhygienic for one thing—-I mean, most dudes aren’t like Peter North and erupting like a jizz-filled volcano all over the damn place, but still!—-and also, I…

Probably a reference to this:

The “Great ice cream, guys!” line made me laugh just as the person I was waiting on hold for picked up the phone and it was the county coroner’s office so that was awkward.

If Death is Helen Mirren then take me right now.