They definitely look very similar, but I’m still leaning way more towards a British shorthair. I wish I could see the cat’s tail in the original GIF, as all the British shorthairs I’ve ever known (all blue; not sure if this holds for other colors) have had stripey “raccoon” tails.

Let me preface this by saying I’m skeptical in re: mediums and the afterlife and whatnot, but I thought this was a fascinating read.

The most compelling theory I’ve heard is that the father was sexually abusing JonBenet, the mother caught him doing it, became enraged, and accidentally (or on purpose) hit JonBenet, causing the head trauma. The strangulation was done to finish her off because the head injury was obviously going to be fatal and the…

Not the OP, but I am somewhat of a British shorthair expert (self-proclaimed, but if there’s somewhere I can get certified, please point me to it) and I would say that adorable chubby cheeked BOOBOOSCHNOOKY is a British shorthair due to the presence of a particularly smiley muzzlepouch.

He looks SO MUCH like my aunt in that screenshot and now I’ll never be able to unsee it again and my yearly repeat viewings of Music and Lyrics (it’s seriously charming, guys, check it out!) are ruined.

This is what happened to Rosemary Kennedy. Her mother was in labor and the doctor wasn’t there, so the nurse held the baby inside of her for TWO HOURS until he got there, and Rosemary suffered brain damage. Then, of course, when she was a teenager, her piece of shit, hope-he’s-rotting-in-hell, fuckface dipshit father…

This has been my favorite Olympics-themed tweet so far:

Can you even imagine these two massive mofos throwing down? It would be like the Pacific Rim Jaegers fighting the kaiju.

“The Kardashian and Jenner Clans Quit Public Life!”

Blake Lively annoys the fuuuuuuuuuuuck out of me but I’ll give Ryan Reynolds a pass just because he has the funniest replies to people who tweet him dirty stuff on Twitter. One of my recent favorites:

Agree with all of these (especially Shadows of the Night...my favorite!) but would also love to see her do her cover of Kate Bush’s “Wuthering Heights”. Since this is about Pat and HER music, I doubt that would happen, but a girl can dream.

I have the worst second hand embarrassment looking at this picture. I actually like both of them (though my fondness for Taylor is mostly due to her being a fellow crazy cat lady/SVU fanatic), but I hope to Christ they don’t get married because it is going to be the most cringeworthy, Pinteresty, drinks in Mason jars…

I wish I had at least been able to see what he was buying before I freaked out! I’m a scotchmallow fan myself.

Ran into Pierce Brosnan at See’s Candy, burst into tears and said “You’re so handsome, oh my god,” and was so horrified I ran away. I am a class act.

I’m reading You Will Know Me by Megan Abbott, a dark thriller set in the world of gymnastics. Timely!

Hmmm.

UGH!!! That sounds like a good contender. I hope they make those kinds of remarks around The Rock. I would enjoy the results.

This is magnificent. I am saving this on my desktop for when I need my mood lifted by about, oh, 500 points.

ONTD got out their LaToya branded magnifying glasses to figure this one out. So far they’ve ruled out Kurt Russell (someone claims to have worked with him once and that he’s an old school professional) and Jason Statham (dedicated and hardworking). Opinions are SHARPLY divided on Vin Diesel, with half calling him…

He does!