My computer was acting up and it wouldn’t even go to the desk top, and my first thought was “goddamn it, I have to get it repaired and I don’t even know what the hell is in my browsing history/recycling bin!” Fortunately I managed to fix the problem myself, but lesson learned. I clear/empty that shit on the reg now.

My dentist when I was a teenager was certainly a different kind of fella. He called everyone “hot dog” and drove a purple Corvette in homage to his idol, Prince. My mom had THE biggest crush on him, which in retrospect is kind of weird because he was a bit of a (harmless) douche.

The next time someone tells me I should lose some weight, I’ll say “Hey, I can be fat or I can be a child molester! Pick your poison!”

Yes! Anka Radakovich.

Watching Janice Dickinson shave her pubes over a gym sink should NOT be an F! It wouldn’t be pleasant, but for the anecdote value alone it would be a solid A.

YES! That’s the one! The cover isn’t quite how I remembered it but I think she was wearing that jacket inside and it had the big bedazzled “California” on the back. I had (well, still don’t) NO artistic talent whatsoever so I don’t know why I thought I could recreate that.

Feeling very old right now because I remember when Details was a clubby kind of magazine. I stole the issue with Julie Brown on the cover from my dentist’s office because I wanted to try to recreate her jean jacket for myself. Spoiler alert: it came out like shit and I got in trouble for wrecking my jacket.

You’re Breaking My Heart (So Fuck You) by Harry Nilsson

I think it was mostly that it had been a while since I’d seen Attack the Block, so I didn’t connect him now with him then!

It blew my mind when I found out he’s the same guy from Attack the Block! I will very much enjoy The Force Awakens, methinks.

Erin, no need for the :(, girl! He IS hot, he’s (usually) funny, he’s insanely talented, he got the Cosmos reboot on the air, and if nothing else, there’s this:
http://www.peoplepets.com/people/pets/ar…

When I was about 10 years old, I got a haircut that was so awful I went completely hysterical in the salon, which—-I shit you not—-was called Eddie Lou’s Hair Hut. My poor mother was so embarrassed that we never went back there again.

Oh man, I feel you. Movies that end with people (or in his case “people”) being reunited with their dead loved ones get me every. Single. Fucking. TIME. This movie wrecked me.

There’s a hashtag on Twitter now (#PorteOuverte) from people offering shelter to those who need to get inside quickly, which is amazing. I’m an atheist but I’m sending out prayers to every deity I’ve ever heard of that nobody uses that information for nefarious purposes.

Yes, this looks exactly like a teenager’s lamp. The hell?

I have something similar to this and use it to store bras and socks because I don’t have a dresser. This broke ass life!

The whole thing is giving me American Horror Story: Hotel vibes. I can dig it.

Yeah, but...um...

Coke Classic and pretzels or saltines will do the trick 9 times out of 10 for me.

Jezebel is the best, right? I’m glad I could help!