Nobody is asking the important question: how can somebody wear Tennessee and Alabama garb at the same time? I’m sure that breaks a region-wide law in the south.

oh i dunno, if nothing else, being a parent offers a pretty good tax break.

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

Can anyone else not see how many recs a comment gets, or is it just me?

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

Maybe Belicheck hates Philadelphia so much that he wanted to see it destroyed.

If only it were a Prius.

He’d be 3-5 in Super Bowls, including 0-5 in his last five. Damn it.

Just imagine how good this would feel if the Falcons or Seahawks knew how to run a fucking football.

Grayson Allen looks like a young coordinated Ted Cruz.

I started using Drew’s chili recipe the first year he posted it. I have made it so many times that my friends and family now regard it as my chili recipe. It is good, and I stole it all from Drew.

Brady gets an injury that takes him out of the game but is not career threatening, and the backup sets numerous Super Bowl records in a complete anihillation of the Eagles. In other words, he gets Bledsoed. Bonus points if the announcers say sub is the future of the franchise and Brady needs to retire after the game.

Brady throws a pick-6 to end the game on their first OT possession.

No it’s not, but thanks for proving my point.

To be fair, it is actually racist in every single context - as much as people want to try and pretend it’s not.

I would love to own a Donk. I fear that a pasty white dude such as myself would be mocked mercilessly.

The fact that fans didn’t walk away from his death machine after Chris Benoit is a stain on this country.

I personally quit after Lex Luger killed Miss Elizabeth.

We deserve every fucking thing Vince does. I won’t watch. You guys can enjoy it.

Shouldn’t the same apply to drivers then? That, until drivers can prove they can get through a single day without one of their herd damaging a vehicle, they ought to be banned from the road.

True Pats fans right now are torn between whether to blame ESPN or Roger Goodell for this latest unfair outrage. Whatever the eventual response, I’m sure it will contain the phrase “haters.”