There should be a Tinder spinoff for parents, one for vegetarians, and one for people with herpes.

Yeah I know. And we do need to hear about replays, weird rule interpretations, etc. Maybe it’s the combination of mindless banter and Gruden’s intensity that irks me.

If we’re lucky, Jon Gruden won’t get a companion... he, too, will disappear and I can watch one game a week without hearing anyone talk.

I know, right? I can handle the 37-month season (by ignoring it until games 4/5/6/7 of the playoffs) but the 11 PM Eastern/3:17 PM Pacific tip-offs are ridiculous.

Yeah, it was a weird read. Following the logic, anyone with substance abuse problems has been failed by any institution he or she is a part of and anyone who has ever come in contact with that institution is a part of the problem. Forget personal responsibility.

If you have to ask, you should leave now. I’m already at the car.

By far the best part of the reporting:

Neutral:

Looks like “overly aggressive plastic bullshit” to me.

Counterpoint: have you seen how ugly the regular/new Prius is? This version has the greatest styling ever compared to that.

$60 per car on something they sell > 200,000 gets expensive quick

LOL, critical reading skills in an internet comment section? A man can dream... ;)

Yep, ‘tis the New Yorker in you. I live in an urban/suburban area with a carport and just don’t see a need to drop 6 figures on a car. But $35k (and, you know, details like a way to get service without having my car shipped on a flatbed to Fort Lauderdale) is perfect even if they do have to cheapen it quite a bit.

Agreed, retro styling is the draw. But having names that to the casual shopper seem to be 500, 500L, 500XL, 500+, 500-, 5x100, and so on — that’s an odd branding approach to me.

I know, right? Sure, my mother was all excited when the first 500 came out... “it’s just like the Cinquecento I drove in Italy in 1468!!!!!!1” (year is approximate), but NO ONE CARES ANYMORE. It’s just confusing.

...selecting a presidential candidate who embodies literally every animating force in American conservatism

1st gear:

2nd Gear: I don’t think I ask too much of an infotainment system. In fact, I don’t even want the manufacturers involved. It used to be “give me an aux port, and I don’t care.” Now it’s “give me Android Auto (or Apple CarPlay, if that’s your thing), and I don’t care.”

I’m just super excited he didn’t work at Florida State. Small victory for us down here.

FTFY