Whole heartedly concur.  Usually I have to flip over to a news website to have this sort of shit taken in my Wheaties.

Problem is, all of us here letting her know what a terrible hack she is gives her the clicks she needs to keep writing shit.

but did we really need this poorly-thought-out “get back in shape” training montage?

Every Avenger handled the fallout of Infinity War differently. And Thor’s was to sink into depression, maybe because he lost more than the rest of the Avengers did overall. I’m a big guy, but I didn’t feel shamed by his portrayal. Jeez.

Ah. Bitter io9 is back.

Jesus, the certifiable glee that the author is expressing on Twitter for the reaction to this article is super troubling for this site’s future. Like, know your audience, don’t crap on them and try not spin around hoisting flower petals in the air when you succeed in frustrating people by writing a cynical, bad-faith…

I’ve starred every single comment, but even that is not enough to pile onto one of the most disappointing articles I have ever read on this site (and I go waaaaay back). How on earth / Midgard did this utter tripe pass editorial approval? Maybe next time get an MCU fan to write this review, not a world weary hater. 0…

Yeah, someone used the phrase ‘final cut’ without knowing what final cut actually means.

Well I clicked on the article, so more fool I, I suppose.

Yikes. This is less of a breakdown and more like a lot of gripes. The CGI complaints for example are kinda unecessary. It’s the first teaser and while the movie comes out in July, that’s still a lot of room for tweaks and improvements.

Most CGI looks weird when paused too, this is like complaining about weird…

My god you are a miserable human being.

Holy shit, in an article designed for people stoked for the next Thor so much they want to dissect the trailer, maybe don’t continually shit on it?

And even if they’re right, they’re still wrong, because a quick google search will reveal that Marvel Olympus is all flying buttresses and space pillars going nowhere in the comics, so it’s not all that bad of an adaptation. I mean look at this:

Yep. As someone who is overweight I have no problems with the jokes that were made in Endgame. And even if I had a problem, the portrayal of Thor’s depression was amazing. 

Thank you for your attempt to kill joy on this Monday. 

Also, not sure how seriously I am supposed to take this when Linda couldn’t even be bothered to screen cap the HD trailer.

All the uhhh “This alien planet with Greek gods on it doesn’t look very Greek” stuff is reminiscent of the invective shot at Marvel for making Heimdall black.  Consider rolling with it instead.

What’s with this openly antagonistic slideshow commentary?

The anti-Pratt Internet - so, the Internet - is having a blast with the homoerotic stuff there.

I’m ready to go the other way. I just re-binged Parks & Rec. Fuck you, Chris Pratt is awesome.

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