My secret shame, I’ve tried all 3 dark souls and bailed on them all.

Not in a situation where two people are sober and actively making out. Do all of you live in a world where sex is a series of command prompts asking if you’d like to continue or not? He wasn’t an employer and wasn’t in a position of power, at any point during that story she could say no and judging by the texts they…

Almost everyone has more money than time. Pouring hours into a game that you purchased, only to subsequently discover you don’t care for, is self-defeating in the extreme.  

Dark Souls. I quit about 2o minutes into the game because the combat was just so slow and ponderous. 

I love that you simultaneously excoriate folks for misunderstanding how Rotten Tomatoes work and in the same breath completely mischaracterize the site’s aggregated percentage scores as reviews. This is some A+ Internet commenting!

Yeah! Time to move to the UK where murders with knives and cars don’t happen!

I’m glad I’m old and on the way out. Oh don’t even think to place my generation....The issue is in your mirror. Good luck.

Sure. Go look at Chicago where guns are banned. They’re setting records all the time now for daily murders. The problem isn’t guns being legal or illegal.

I know. It’s pretty silly that we report heavily on this massive pop-cultural powerhouse with millions of players.

When does a joke stop and being offensive start? The writer comes across as being ridiculously thin-skinned. This is schoolboy stuff.

For what it’s worth, the article doesn’t really actually do that- there are a couple allusions to people on Reddit who think it’s sleazy, but no actual quotes or interviews or discussion with them. I think it’d be a much more relatable and persuasive post if we actually heard from the people who are sick of this stuff.

It’s comedic. Get over it.

This shit getting so old they already made a statue of it.

Slow news day, eh?

The deception is part of the game’s world. The game literally has NPCs who troll you.

“Who gives a shit?” is typically used more as a rhetorical question than a literal one

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

I think they’re funny. Amazing Chest Ahead I think was sort of the classic one after defeating O&S.

Who gives a shit? This is like saying “Blocks are great except kids spell BOOBS”.