Yeah, except for the fact that I have “[researched] things instead of believing myths on boards”. I also read that one of the developers at Bluehole said “After listening to the growing feedback from our community and reviewing the gameplay for ourselves, we are concerned that Fortnite may be replicating the…

It’s. Not. Pub. G.

That’s fine, but the point of his and your posts is what the game should do in your eyes (be more like PUBG) instead of what it tries so hard not to do (be less like PUBG), on an article about Fortnite no less. Like, we get it. Some people prefer the other game; that’s cool. At this point, however, people giving…

And the millions of people playing it, and having fun with it, disagree. You’re free to your opinion, mate. I personally hate Metroid Prime: I just don’t go on Metroid Prime articles complaining about how much I don’t enjoy Metroid Prime. I let people enjoy the things the enjoy and try myself to find thing that I like…

I paid $29.99 for PUBG and played it a handful of times. I found it to be drab, unintuitive, and somewhat boring. The only thing I found fun about the game was the someone random, and somewhat silly, nature of the frying pan. Take away the survival aspect of the game, and it is a very, very dull shooter.

“Could be a good game if it was PUBG”.

Do you want a DC Universe, because THAT’S HOW YOU GET A DC UNIVERSE!

#bluetacallday

Or maybe the reason it’s so popular is because they’re willing to experiment and add new things to the game. I’m personally excited to log in tonight to try out the new LMG, just as I was for the Port-A-Fort, and just like I was for the Guided Missile. It’s fun because the game is constantly changing, both in-game…

Yup. Now I don’t have to even pretend I might buy it.

No jump pads? No boogie bombs? These things are downright common in the world. I mean, I play about a dozen games a week and I’ve seen everything multiple times each session.

“Will this be enough to bring you back?”

You forgot the underscore. I’m pretty sure with that incantation you just summoned Kellyanne Conway. Good luck with that.

I thought if I said some shit that far out there that he’d realize I was trolling him.

We meet again, you sonuvabitch...

Oh, every chance I get that’s my plan. It’s just in the getting there where the issues lie.

In my defense, I didn’t think he’d actually listen to me.

Hey, I’m pretty sure at this point Bettlejuice will show up if somehing kinda sounds like his name. You can’t be too careful.

AND I’M OUT!

“with flawed logic about things”