I’ve got my own Boomer at home. Much worse in a firefight unless you need someone licked to death.

No snark, honest question: do people here on Kotaku still play Destiny 2?

But they can’t do any wrong. They’re all special and they should be creating all our new legislature.

Because that’s literally all they can do now. There is no incentive to be a better teaches do as long as enough of the shitty kids pass their state tests you’re safe. No wonder our country is so damned far behind in education.

I like you.

Yup, and that’s a huge issue. I have major problems with “no child left behind” for this very reason. If someone is causing other’s to fail, than that person needs to be the one leaving. I guess that’s why I prefer my coaching over teaching: If someone becomes too much of an issue, I can say goodbye.

Not sure if this is some Modest Proposal satire, but sign me up. You can’t tell me they wouldn’t be better off. Hell, all of us would probably be better off.

Because all schools care about is what % of the dots the kids fill out correctly on the standardized tests. As for why don’t they make school more engaging, aside from the above, I feel it’s twofold.

On the one hand, part of me resents the fact that I grew up in a period before tech like this was available. Adult-me knows just how much kid-me would have taken advantage of this.

Auriel’s my shit. I don’t know why she goes up and down in the meta so much.

FINALLY! SOMEONE gets it.

Counterpoint: Junkrat is amazing.

Your top 4 is Spot. On. After that it gets a little muddy - mainly because I hold most 2D Zeldas over most 3D titles. Glad to see Link’s Awakening and the Oracles games still getting love. So good.

I’ll bet you a cookie that there are people shipping Siege characters. Why?

No, it’s just according to ‘shippers’ there is NO SUCH THING as a platonic relationship. If you spend any time with anyone(thing) you HAVE to want to fuck it. Facts.

Captain’s Log: 3/12/2018

I’m still not convinced that Mark Davis isn’t Will Ferrell pulling the long con.

Good. I play on Xbox and I do NOT want to play against mouse/keyboard. I actually came into the article expecting to be angry and was pleasantly surprised I won’t have an uneven playing field.

Not only that, but we have tens of thousands of pages detailing the history of Middle Earth for thousands of years. If you want more of Tolkien’s world: there’s a LOT more there to find. Read from the master’s own pen and not some internet fanfic if you want more.

If anything doesn’t need fan-fiction to flesh out it’s characters and worlds, it’s Middle Earth. Seriously the Hobbit and LotR are about 100 years in a history of many thousands. You can find out what exactly happened of Gimli and Legolas’ friendship. By reading, you know that at the beginning Sauron was very similar…