FINALLY! SOMEONE gets it.

Counterpoint: Junkrat is amazing.

Your top 4 is Spot. On. After that it gets a little muddy - mainly because I hold most 2D Zeldas over most 3D titles. Glad to see Link’s Awakening and the Oracles games still getting love. So good.

I’ll bet you a cookie that there are people shipping Siege characters. Why?

No, it’s just according to ‘shippers’ there is NO SUCH THING as a platonic relationship. If you spend any time with anyone(thing) you HAVE to want to fuck it. Facts.

Captain’s Log: 3/12/2018

I’m still not convinced that Mark Davis isn’t Will Ferrell pulling the long con.

Good. I play on Xbox and I do NOT want to play against mouse/keyboard. I actually came into the article expecting to be angry and was pleasantly surprised I won’t have an uneven playing field.

Not only that, but we have tens of thousands of pages detailing the history of Middle Earth for thousands of years. If you want more of Tolkien’s world: there’s a LOT more there to find. Read from the master’s own pen and not some internet fanfic if you want more.

If anything doesn’t need fan-fiction to flesh out it’s characters and worlds, it’s Middle Earth. Seriously the Hobbit and LotR are about 100 years in a history of many thousands. You can find out what exactly happened of Gimli and Legolas’ friendship. By reading, you know that at the beginning Sauron was very similar…

I will say this on every Octopath Traveler article I see: I will sacrifice my firstborn for a remake of FF6 in this vein. Square just need to provide the dagger and cleanroom.

Only 18 months or extra development time later!

I am one of the most vocal detractors of the game, but that things that it does amazingly well is flesh out the characters and make them feel real. Seriously, just the way they stand and interact with each other is leaps and bounds passed what we’ve seen before. If your hangup is on the main cast, don’t let it be,…

Like, it’s AMAZING what 12 years in development will do.

Samwise Didier has been the driving force of literally every piece of Blizzard design of the past 20 years. Don’t like his style: go elsewhere. I would argue that not only is he one of the genre’s best artists, he’s most likely its most influential. As for complaining about diversity in the female design, just take a…

So, even the game that represents more minorities/women than almost any game ever made STILL gets flack for not doing enough? It’s getting fucking tiresome.

“pretending you know exactly what the authors are saying” - Did I do this? I stated multiple times that I based my statement on a combination of the blurb for the video and the Gawkerverse need to write about sexism/racism/etc. multiple times per day. The very fact that this video exists is proof of this ‘problem’.

Post stupid articles: win stupid prizes. I counted another 4 Social Justice Articles (appropriation, racism, sexism, etc.) just today. They keep posting them, then I KEEP COMMENTING. It’s my burden; my cross to bear. It’s a hard life, but somebody’s got to do it.

Did I hurt you?

Cool story, bro. Tell that to the article slamming Black Panther for failing to represent to LGBTQ community, the one that said that Altered Carbon whitewashed the casting (even though that’s the point of the show), the story where they slammed Death Note for not including Asian characters even though the movie was…