Kotaku has its own cosplay subsection, and there were way less cosplay-related articles than there are shipping articles now.

And I tend not to click on shipping articles. Every once in a while, a clicky headline gets me in, though. It happens.

At this rate, just make your own site called ShipTaku, being that you write multiple articles per week about the subject. We get it. You like fanfiction and shipping. At least with Overwatch it’s videogame related, but with Harry Potter Shipping Fanfiction, how exactly does it fit under the Kotaku blanket? I know, I…

Makes sense. Looks like something that would be amazing in the mind of a six-year-old, but in photographs it just looks....lumpy.

Sorry, Mike, but that red PS4 controller is HIDEOUS.

I don’t know what you’re trying to show me because that image simply doesn’t exist.

I would KILL for a FFVI remake in the vein of Octopath Traveler. Like, literally kill. And I literally mean literally.

I’ve said it before: FFXV was the worst game I’ve ever spent 120 hours on. It was just so..... bleh.

Panzer Dragoon Saga, Load and RELoad, Virtua Fighter 2, Fighting Vipers, NFL Gameday, College Slam.

Alas, poor Bioware! I knew them of most excellent fancy. They hath borne me in their worlds a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those games that I wandr’ed in I know not how oft. —Where be your games now? Your stories? Your flashes of brilliance that were…

Wait, so you completed the entire story in 6 hours? Pfffffft.

I had a friend who’s uncle actually DID work at EA during the 90s as an Executive Producer for a lot of their sports titles. I didn’t believe him until he came home with literally every EA game for the Playstation - for free - and a bunch of pictures of his exclusive EA tour. His dad was a Judge and he was already…

Kotaku. What are you doing? Stop, Kotaku.

Wow, you took whatever you wanted out of what I said. Here’s a cliff notes version (do ‘kids’ still use cliff notes?):

After how many runs? Of course as time goes by you get better at it and it goes faster, but the first time through it is much, much longer.

FUCK. YES.

Wow. Did I hurt you? This Time-two-hours has played both Destiny 1 and 2 for hundreds of ours. And the checkpoints and all that are great when you have people willing to go through the raid with you after they jumped in full-bore the first weekend it was out and don’t want to do ‘boring’ low level shit anymore. The…

I can see from your point of view, but I have to ask: what % of your ‘gaming time’ does Destiny take up? My issue is with the little time that I have, I like to play more than just one title. I don’t want to feel like I have to play just one title otherwise I’ll be ‘left behind’.

A merging of D3 and Destiny would be fucking awesome. Blizzard: learns from their mistakes and gets better. Bungie: haven’t we done this before?

MMOs are not for me, ergo I don’t play them. Star Citizen and Elite Dangerous don’t fit my gaming habits, so I don’t play them. They don’t market to me, so I know to stay away. The problem is that Bungie markets Destiny as different, and by what they say, Destiny should be for me. They also say that it’s for the 30+…