So you’re withholding judgement until you see what sick assholes do with an (obviously) minor-aged April O’Neal?

Makes sense. Looks like something that would be amazing in the mind of a six-year-old, but in photographs it just looks....lumpy.

Sorry, Mike, but that red PS4 controller is HIDEOUS.

I don’t know what you’re trying to show me because that image simply doesn’t exist.

I would KILL for a FFVI remake in the vein of Octopath Traveler. Like, literally kill. And I literally mean literally.

Tenant doctor is best doctor, and I’m ready to fight to back that up.

I’ve said it before: FFXV was the worst game I’ve ever spent 120 hours on. It was just so..... bleh.

Panzer Dragoon Saga, Load and RELoad, Virtua Fighter 2, Fighting Vipers, NFL Gameday, College Slam.

Alas, poor Bioware! I knew them of most excellent fancy. They hath borne me in their worlds a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those games that I wandr’ed in I know not how oft. —Where be your games now? Your stories? Your flashes of brilliance that were…

You use Brolin’s picture from A Dame to Kill For, but that’s not one of the movies listed. You disappoint, sir. I’ve never seen the sequel and got excited for a second.

Wait, so you completed the entire story in 6 hours? Pfffffft.

I had actually written “Hard Pass”, because on first read I thought that Taika wouldn’t be involved on more than a superficial basis. After rereading, and seeing his direct involvement, I’m 100% sold.

I had a friend who’s uncle actually DID work at EA during the 90s as an Executive Producer for a lot of their sports titles. I didn’t believe him until he came home with literally every EA game for the Playstation - for free - and a bunch of pictures of his exclusive EA tour. His dad was a Judge and he was already…

Flash Thompson in Space >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Stupid Eddie Brock

No.

Kotaku. What are you doing? Stop, Kotaku.

Wow, you took whatever you wanted out of what I said. Here’s a cliff notes version (do ‘kids’ still use cliff notes?):

After how many runs? Of course as time goes by you get better at it and it goes faster, but the first time through it is much, much longer.

FUCK. YES.

Wow. Did I hurt you? This Time-two-hours has played both Destiny 1 and 2 for hundreds of ours. And the checkpoints and all that are great when you have people willing to go through the raid with you after they jumped in full-bore the first weekend it was out and don’t want to do ‘boring’ low level shit anymore. The…