I’m the exact opposite. My old ass gets motion sickness as the FPS get higher. Playing Halo 5 on the One X is a no-go. Give me 30 FPS and I’ll be happy.

A true gentleman.

Yes, implied fellatio is equally offensive as calling someone an ass, ass. So you meant it as compliment? THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING. At least mine doesn’t have any possible positive connotations: you’re a confrontational ass. :D

Except for the part where you LITERALLY said “Now it’s spam RB and RT... such revamp...” your statement is 100% accurate. Also, you say that I’m hurling insults when you claim I’m fellating the game and childishly calling me ‘bud’, but I digress. And, yes, Syndicate was a disappointment when related to Black Flag and…

Regular swords, sickle swords, dual swords, heavy blunts, heavy blades, scepters, spears, light bow, hunter bow, warrior bow, predator bow.

Nah. I tried the statistics approach and was replied with little more than “lol. no.” I figured that was the line of debate you wanted to fall down, so I followed suit.

No. You don’t. But thanks for playing! Enjoy being a curmudgeonly ass!

...not sure if you’re serious. You now have heavy and weak attacks, shield breaking, parrying, spacing and angling, rolling... The combat has more in common with The Witcher than it does the old AC games. Add in the fact that there are now almost a dozen different weapon types, 4 different bow classes, shields, and a…

I’ve got to give the nod to Origins, if only for how much better the revamped combat is. No more ‘spam X, hit Y when they flash’ fights. My personal rankings are:

UCF is one of two undefeated teams. Mark this post, because I GUARANTEE they won’t be in the playoffs. The fact that we’re even debating a two loss team getting in vs. an undefeated just shows how fucking broken the system is. What do they have to play for? They’ve literally done everything right, blown out virtually…

So, UCF has to do what they did for what, 3 years before they get some credit? It’s bullshit, no way around it. According to the Championship Committee, only the power 5 conferences are considered D-1A. At least 1AA, or the FCS, get to play for something. The non power 5 D-1 teams get fucking hosed. The system should…

So....only 4 conferences get to have a team in the playoffs then? Seems fair. Need 8 playoff slots, divide the nation up into 8 conferences. No bitching then. You win a conference, you get a seat. I’m tired of an undefeated Utah/Boise/UCF getting overlooked while we have a 1 or 2 loss champion. Either everyone plays…

You ever feel really dumb?

I do not know where you got your information, but it’s wrong. Egyptians averaged just under 5.5 feet.

But, Breath of the Wild IS a map game and Super Mario Odyssey is NOT an open world game, so...

Yeah, no. Just got done playing a little Battlefront II in 4K HDR and lemme say, it’s a drastically different experience. As for me quoting numbers: well, yeah. They’re this thing called facts. You should try them out sometime. And when did this become a VHS vs. DVD debate? You are literally using an analog to digital…

Bahahahaha. Born on Intellivision, raised by the Genesis. Learned how to use a pull switch dial CRT before I could talk, kiddo. I wish I could still call myself a kid, but those days are FAR behind me. I’ve been an early adopter at virtually every resolution standard since the mid 80s. 

‘Tiny nuances’

If the original Xbox One were this powerful, it would’ve been $1200. At $500 now, 4 years later, it’s still a minor miracle that it’s only this much. Don’t be that guy.

Shipping.