Longshot, to me, was a massive disappointment. I’ve craved a story-mode in a football game for years, but I felt let down with Longshot. Colt was a great character, but Wade fell so flat. Bad motivations, questionable decisions, and just the fact that he’s kind of a dick made me glad when Colt got drafted and he…

Oh, the Saturn floating D-Pad. Doesn’t get any better (and hasn’t yet).

Get the ‘Dressed’ egg taco. Same thing, but wrapped in flatbread. It’s amazing.

Burned my 290 Multitool to buff my Nameless Midnight. Fight me.

Was seriously contemplating a few a these before I realized something: I have Marvel Unlimited, ergo I have all these for ‘free’.

Was seriously contemplating a few a these before I realized something: I have Marvel Unlimited, ergo I have all…

Almost from the start. A few work bonuses - in the form of iTunes gift cards - have kept my spending at ~$50 in actual money. I don’t think that’s bad for over a year, but I may be wrong.

Yeah! Screw them people that get 5 * bases!

There’s two things I know: don’t try to rap battle Eminem and don’t try to attack South Park. You will lose. Badly.

Good friend of mine plays the Jets exclusively in Madden and hovers around the top 500 every year, sometimes cracking into the top 100 from time to time. I always give him flack for playing the Jets, but it sounds like this year it might be a boon for him.

“Bruh.. no.. stop, you are retarded.”

Yes. Yes you are.

Don’t necessarily champion for the top half, but the bottom seems spot on.

Because Nintendo.

Yes. Yes I am. I’m also unfamiliar with making sure I’ve read the whole post before posting and making a jackass of myself. Or so I’ve been told.

I did read the whole post, but missed all that randomizer nonsense. NONSENSE I TELL YOU!

Damn. You did. I read it on my phone, and totally missed the Randomizer part of your post. I really try not to be the one that posts without reading the whole article, but I just committed that sin. Man, this foot tastes great. Pairs perfectly with this side of crow I’m having...

Seems like a case of ‘just because’. There are no random items in ALTTP, so I don’t see how this benefits anything. At all.

And the last act was roughly 90 minutes, had a weak final battle, and your character cap was at (IIRC) level 12. Par for Obsidian’s course, right as shit gets interesting and just as you start to feel a little bit powerful: roll credits. I’d be 100% behind them outsourcing out the last 20% of their games, because the…

I have enjoyed every single Obsidian game ever made. A lot, actually. Until the ending. They’ve been failing at ending their games for going on 15 years now, starting with KOTOR 2 up through the first Pillars game, and I’ve come to expect it from them. If me pointing this out is me not letting “people enjoy things”…

Will it have great writing and an amazing first 2/3, only to fumble down the stretch and deliver an extremely rushed and subpar ending?