Har-dee-har. (Says the guy whose name is a play on a late-90's alt-rock band).

Mass Effect is the greatest game series of all time.

Take off your old-school goggles and realize the VAST majority of what was released at that time is shit. Sure, you have some of the greatest games of all time, but for every Final Fantasy Tactics and Panzer Dragoon Saga, you have 20 Roboticas and Tunnel B1s. PS1/Saturn era did some things right, but so much so, so…

Yeah, but I’m going to have to go ahead and disagree with you again. Some PS1/Saturn games are still stellar, but the VAST majority of them are shovelware. I’ve been playing since the Intellivision and have had my fair share of challenges based on the rules of the game. There is, however, difficulty based on the rules…

Limited saves, clunky controls, poor aiming. Ergo, Dead Rising was built on the foundation of PS1-era games, which are simply no longer fun to play. I understand that the games are 360/PS3 there, bud, but the aforementioned ‘systems’ are much older. Clear?

I had little to no interest in the new Dead Rising because I got sick of the tired, archaic ‘systems’ the series employed. You negative article has convinced me to give this a try. It sounds like it retained what I liked about Dead Rising while losing what you found unique. I found Dead Rising’s moments of open-world…

Don’t know how I’m supposed to feel. I work as a lab technician (bottom 5 job), but I do it in Arizona (top 10 state). Yay?

FACT: if you enter the words lmao, in this exact order, you didn’t make a point. Unless the point was ‘I’m right and you’re wrong and I don’t have to say anything to bolster my stance’. In this case, carry on ‘jerking off’ to your ‘shipped’ ‘relationships’.

‘My points are more valid than yours because words.’

Zarya is gay. Would you be okay if she was being shipped with Hanzo? My issue isn’t with shipping and/or representation, it’s with every character being shipped this way and then the parent company is asked to make it canon. McCree and Hanzo. Roadhog and Junkrat. Widow and Tracer. Pharah and Mercy. Now Zarya and…

Hey, have whatever fantasy you want in your head/fanfic/whatever, but when you start petitioning the creators to make the ‘ship official (ala Captain America/Bucky and EVERY Overwatch character) it DOES affect me. My issue isn’t with the Shippers themselves, it’s with them trying to make it canon. Hell, this is what,…

Yeah, getting pretty tired of people ‘shipping’ every new character as gay.

Seriously. Shipping is the worst.

Shut up. It’s fucking Donnie Yen, a man who has spent his entire life literally becoming a ‘samurai’. Casting him as a non martial artist would be a waste and a disservice at this point.

I was actually kind of happy when Gawker was closed (sue me), but seeing the aftermath, I want it back. Now instead of having a special place for this shit, it’s permeated the places I like to visit.

Yup, I read the article. It mentions ‘public bathroom’ many times, regardless of whether the creator calls it a tearoom. The question I pose to you is this: are you okay with a random stranger peaking at your junk while you’re pissing in a public restroom? No? Ok then.

Honest question: how is this ok? How is a game about sneaking picks of genitalia in a bathroom something worthy of a write-up? That’s some mild sexual assault, ie. peeping Tom laws, and it’s a crime.

In fact:

Uh, yes, because Snickers, French Fries, and Doritos are extremely calorie dense, which is why they taste good to us. It’s the whole reason why shit that’s bad for you tastes so good, and why you have to choke down your kale shakes with soy protein. In this day and age it’s not 100% mandatory to eat meat protein as it…