I do shit my pants every time I see a circuit board. My underwear budget is ridiculous.

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Cool story. I’ll make sure to send you a birth announcement for every child I have. As long as you send me a vial of your tears.

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He came in with the picture on the left. The part that says ‘this is his clock’. Upon inspection, it’s obvious it’s a reassembled clock. At first glance, it looks like something Hans Gruber wants to use to blow up Nakatomi Plaza.

So, his briefcase clock looks nothing like this briefcase bomb? I see no obvious explosive ordinance here, just a circuitboard and wires. But, yes, everything looks like a bomb to me. Life is hard.

Cool. So, thinking this looks like a ‘briefcase bomb’ equates to me getting my head blown off by an open carry militiaman? Makes sense.

Did I say that? Because I don’t think I said that.

For starters, what happened to the kid and how he was treated is bullshit. But, in this day and age, if you reassemble a digital clock in a metal briefcase, cops are going to be called. Hell, the bomb squad got called to the freeway the other day because one of my tech’s icechests fell onto the shoulder. If someone…

Are you honestly telling me that if a person walks into a train station with a silver metal briefcase, pops it up on a table, and opens it up the ‘check the time’, you aren’t going to give it a wide berth? What happened to the kid is wrong, but that looks like a briefcase bomb from the movies.

I’m not commenting on the social/political/batshit craziness of the story. Shit looks like a Hollywood bomb.

Hey, I’m not saying what happened to the kid is right. But you rig up an LED and a bunch of wires in a silver briefcase...

I don’t care what age/gender/ethnicity the person is, he comes in with this:

In the past we had such good SNL impersonations. Now, it’s like they’re not even trying.

You just admitted in a different post that Halo 4 was better than 3, which was better than 2, indicating an increase in quality over titles, but I digress. It’s okay not to like something. It’s not okay to talk out your ass.

It sounds like you just don’t like Halo, which, opinions. The fact that each game is still enjoyed by millions and get extremely high marks means it’s still relevant and viable. Far from needing to be taken out to pasture. If you complain about Microsoft and Halo, then you need to do the same with Nintendo and…

Panzer Dragoon Saga, Nights, Shining the Holy Ark, Guardian Heroes, Blazing Heroes, Dragon Force, Shining Force III, Legend of Oasis, Dark Savior...

Are we sure this isn’t the intro for the new Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden?

Because the battery is so terrible, you might as well just leave it plugged into your PS4 anyway.

I always love the look on Hayley Awell’s face.