Slightly nitpick: it should be commentated, not narrated.

Patricia's "SEXISM" attack fails.

Or: "I didn't like what they were trying to do because I could not stir up any contravorsy."

Cool idea for posable figures, but the spartan and gorgon featured in the kickstarter are boring and uninspired. I'm sad.

But if Patricia didn't create some form of hysteria or report on a very small minority as it relates to gay/minorities/unicorns, she would never get any clicks.

You asked if it was just you, therefor I replied saying "yes. It's just you." How does my response not make sense?

it's just you.

All-in-all not a bad film, don't you think? They've basically reset the pins so Apocalypse can come along and knock them down in the next one.

I was confused by why she didn't just close her portals while the sentinels were half through. She did it once in the film, and it was one of her go-to's in the comics.

I found my feelings very similar to the end of Return of the King. I didn't care about the ring at that point, I wanted to see the battles.

The future scenes, where the X-men are working at a team and (buzzword!) synergizing made me seriously giddy. Blink and Bishop were better than I ever could have imagined them being on screen and the sentinels were pretty bad ass. I'm growing just a little bit tired of Jackmanerine, but all in all I think it's the…

My middle name is Rex and that's what I mostly name my 'human' characters. Rex and Wrex, saving the galaxy!

Please, please, please don't say you're serious about Jordan being the greatest tight end of all time. If you say it in jest (which I did not detect), then okay. If you meant it with even a modicum of truth, then I have an excuse to use both hyperbolic AND blasphemous in the same sentence.

Kudos to Sam and the Rams, but if you think he's going to have any impact in making their defense 'bahamut', I feel you are sorely mistaken.

So..... link?

I spent more time with Nuts and Bolts than I did with Skyrim.

Is it okay for me to admit that for my first few years here, I was under the impression that you and Owen were the same person. So, in my mind I have this glorious (grotesque?) Mikeowen Goodfahey running around in my mind, pushing wheel barrels and lamenting the loss of Twinkies, whilst spouting both sports statistics…